ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy

she/her ~ cowabunga baby!! all tweets are very strange (and my own!)

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

crackin some skulls

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

y’all this whole thing with liam payne has me MESSED UP 😳😭

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

fun fact: i wrote a 1D fanfic on wattpad that was moderately successful in 2013ish #fame

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

i’m the bravest, most capable and strong woman ever (hyping myself up to go have the puff of air blown in my eyes at my vision appointment)

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

yes, amazon. I am still interested in the pedro pascal air freshener in my cart

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

oh my god what i wouldn’t give to be transported back to 2006 dancing in a club to promiscuous by nelly furtado and timbaland

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

i love how when there is a lot of commotion happening outside my cat will run to the nearest window to see what’s happening. he’s a little neighborhood busybody just like his mommy ❤️

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

anyone else in the mood to be financially irresponsible

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

my boyfriend just told me that i have a big forehead 🙁

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

@speakingofdying i’m wheezing

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

why do i let the teenagers working at hornbachers intimidate me 😭

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

why does it feel so embarrassing to ask people if they can hear you during a zoom call

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

On Indigenous Peoples Day never forget the US Army, sanctioned the near extinction of Bison in order to destroy the livelihoods of Indigenous peoples' in the midwest. Bison wasn't just a food source their bones were also used for tools, hides, clothing, and shelter.

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

@marzmathews i love my haflinger’s!! they’re spendy but an investment. if you buy something to treat the cork at the bottom, they will last you forever. so comfy and great arch support

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

there is a guy right now parked off broadway with a ton of dress shirts hanging in the back of his car and he’s smoking a fat ass cigar in his front seat and it’s only 8:50 AM and i need to know what’s going on 😂

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

@catholicdad420 @sarahrnonson

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

@shm0w0 i really liked bristol lofts by epic. management was so/so but the apartment was beautiful, spacious, and quite affordable by downtown’s standards lol. lmk if you want to talk more about it!

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

hot girls unbutton their pants after eating a big meal

[ɢɴᴀʀʟy ᴄᴀʀʟy @carky101]

i am 99% sure i just saw candace owens at this restaurant here in nashville