Carl Darnell

Real

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

@jimmyfoulser I've heard Zlatan is the only player that can play for every team without being cup-tied. Can we borrow him? #ZlatanFacts

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

Not sure about this rashford tweeting @jimmyfoulser you got lucky! #brfcvmufc

[Jimmy Foulser @jimmyfoulser]

When i was growing up the world always felt like a safe place, now I understand the true horror of what we do to each other #PrayForNice

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

My timeline - Was born. Began to Support Blackburn. Loved football. Venkys came in, lost interest. Want my team back again #VenkysOut #BRFC

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

#athenadj Mr bright eyes - the killers

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

When the manager turns up drunk...https://t.co/5RePI1T0tZ

[Gloryhunter @glory_hunters]

Possibly the greatest Jürgen Klopp video in existence...

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

Absorbed #GBBOFinal have stuff to do but can't move from the TV!

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

@BBCRadio2 listening to you and smashing the ice in the freezer with a hammer. Pure relaxation #Sundaymorningfeeling

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Becoming so cross with someone that you beg for their pardon

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

@motd #goal2

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

@Chasing_Cholula @Phil_Sedgwick you picked up an award for your tash? #mobro

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

Erherm! http://t.co/vUeJLMmOPm

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

Elapsed time: 00:39:27
Distance: 6.5 km
Average speed: 9.9 km/h
Calories (approx.): 525 kcal
Max speed: 19.2 km/h http://t.co/TeqeX6t4pK

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

9.30pm on a Sunday. Gym time? 1 week til hols so gotta get my abs sorted #beachbody #leftitlate

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

Looking forward to some more #brfc signings, getting excited about the new season and promotion push @OneRovers

[Northampton Saints 😇 @SaintsRugby]

#AvivaPrem Champions!!!

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

Morning golf in the rain after #legday is not the one

[Carl Darnell @carl_darnell]

Elapsed time: 00:34:50
Distance: 11.94 km
Average speed: 20.6 km/h
Average rate: 2.9 min/km
Max speed: 34.7 km/h http://t.co/uOYggzqEGg