CarletteJennings

I never know what to say in these bios.

[André Agoní @MrMarcus260]

Being 39 is wild, I asked this woman if she has any children and she said no. I pull up her socials she got 4 grown ass kids. I said what’s this? She said “You asked if I have children. I don’t. I have adults.”

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@PicturesFoIder 8452839

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

Thx to @Ticketmaster for taking all of the fun out of concerts and live events! I despise you.

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@MeBoomBoomDown @cabell_eames @matt_cam Your tax dollars have to go towards something. Real question: What areas of spending would you rather prioritize?

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport How about an ETA on when your customers in Atlanta/Decatur can expect to get their service back?

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

Wordle 773 2/6

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[CT Johnston @4CTJohnston]

@frankthorp @esaagar Sad to see. We have a real issue with geriatrics in government. Experience and wisdom is very important to our future but there comes a time when folks need to step down.

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@itsme_ckp_1111 @PicturesFoIder This is the way I’ve always done math in my head. Parents complain but I’ve literally seen children calculate faster and more accurately than many adults I know.

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@Pile_OBagels @PicturesFoIder @ajmike315 Yes, they taught us that way with pen and paper… I’m not doing all of that in my head 😂

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@PicturesFoIder 7+8= 15 and 20+40= 60, the. 60+15= 75

[Mekka 💉x7 @[email protected] @mekkaokerekebye]

Free game / PSA for straight men *only*:

If your woman goes out dressed like a million bucks...

And Usher sings to her?

And she's feeling on top of the world?

Don't let insecurity make you ruin that night *for yourself*

All you have to do is open the door when she gets home.

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

Wordle 745 2/6

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[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@1stAOutlet @AbrogateDeez @jemelehill How did I “misinterpret data points”? I responded to a comment that clearly presented bias. I actually took statistics at an elite institution, so don’t try it. Like most on Twitter, you’re trying to sound smarter than you are.

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@AbrogateDeez @jemelehill So you assume blk/brwn students only fall in 40th/50th percentile?

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@freedomrideblog @heyitschili Ummm… wage garnishment?

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Well if nothing else the Supreme Court ruling is gonna humble some white and Asian students when they find out they still didn’t get in to their dream school and it wasn’t the fault of already underrepresented Black applicants.

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@TheKalenAllen @darvin_j 💯 If I got a do all this, I might as well stay my ass at home.

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@amberjanaeokay 😂😂😂

[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

Wordle 735 2/6

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[CarletteJennings @carlettejcomedy]

@tankfunkadelic Amazing! 🔥🔥🔥