Powell Mansfield

gay by choice jk

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

i don't have a gay agenda i just have a gay iCalendar

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

@TomZohar Tommmmmmmuhhhhh

[Katya @katya_zamo]

No, no! It’s fine! It’s perfectly fine that no one told me about the screening of Mulholland Drive at the Hollywood Forever cemetery tonight! It’s totally fine! Doesn’t really sound like something I would enjoy, I mean it’s not like the weather right now is perfect to watch a movie, certainly not my favorite movie. And definitely not in a place I have dreamed about meeting my future husband. I mean, I suppose all my “friends” must have assumed I would know about this already and will be there. Perfectly reasonable assumption to make. It’s completely understandable! No, no, it’s fine! I’m not bitter at all I swear! I’m 44 years old for Christ’s sake. I’m not going to sit and sulk here like a child. But I will block everyone in my contact list

[Patrick(?) @phantom_threadz]

Every now and then I just say this full headline out loud

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

rats coming back to remind the world they're the og plaguefluencers

[𝘼𝙗𝙙𝙪𝙡 @abdulgoncrazy]

y'all be scared to double text Imaoo not me ding ding tis i again

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

how do y’all read books so quickly?

[cady @cadutopia]

eu tô chorando q isso aqui eh exatamente algo q a marnie falaria

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Dia @Diameansday]

How it feels to have literally no one like your posts

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

never leaving this app, i fear

[alex @xanderrboiii]

Linking up with a guy with a foot fetish just so i can get a foot massage

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

honestly let’s fucking go girls

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

So I wrote a memoir

[kooki 🍪°☆~ #teamakeriacrystal @heliofeelic]

drag queen who does improv named Jess And

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

@perfectlyfine89 Exactly. It’s like

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

me being passive aggressive with a lifelong close friend

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

@megsknowsball

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

@ijustine Omg I’m crying

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

@ijustine @SecKennedy @KidRock Queen

[m @msnetik]

when Annie met a dog and immediately started singing showtunes at it I felt that

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

@duneparttwo Ahhhahahaga noyyyyyy 💀

[Powell Mansfield @powellmansfield]

@ameliadimz You’re my North Star Inspiration right now ❤️ Thanks for being you