Carls Barkley

Childfree by choice ✨

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

Only for you, mommy 💝

[Carmen @CarmenTheresa]

Even if you think your strength is gone....keep pushing on.

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

My 30’s have been the years of protecting my peace, keeping my damn mouth shut and retiring from confrontation so my socials have been pretty boring but I’m going to delete this app from my phone (FU Elon) and move over to Bluesky so see you there (same handle @carleymadison)

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

Newton people, when tf did the colfax McDonald’s close?! There are so many different changes since I was here last

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

“We’ve been looking for your house”

😌💅🏼

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

I could never go on survivor bc I HATE the feeling of dry feet after walking in sand it makes me wanna cry

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

Gene Simmons has me screaming at him through the tv wtf is his problem

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

@mtgreenee Drink some more queen, listeria is so tasty

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

@grcmkprrn Girl dinners

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

@grcmkprrn ?????????? I’m right here ma’am

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

Am I salty bc I’m an orphan or is daughters day super fucking annoying. Made up ass social media holiday 🙄

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

This guy had such a rough & sick week that we had a euthanasia appt scheduled for today. He must’ve got sick of me crying bc he made a HUGE turnaround yesterday and we were able to cancel the appt. SO Thankful 😭 please look at the little heart on his nose 🖤

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

My husband told me he was taking me to a comedy show…imagine my surprise when it was Casey Rocket….

[Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @RogerZenAF]

They walk among us.
And they vote.

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

Hey @on_running I ordered these shoes 11 days ago for my husband’s birthday that is today & they haven’t even been packed yet with an estimated delivery date of two days ago 🤔

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

@Parry_FF I bought my first Owala bc of you so tyvm

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

I got a new Owala today & was obsessing over how cute it is until Kyle told me it looks like Dora the explorer

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Hey FBI he’s doing it again

[Carls Barkley @carleymadison]

On my last flight in June, the girl in front of me lost her AirPod, I helped her look for it & wished her luck in finding it as I walked off the plane. FF to today, I packed for my trip and found her AirPod in the cup holder of my backpack 😩 I so wish I could get it back to her