sasser comma carli

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

[sasser comma carli @carlisasser]

Just found thin mints in my gym bag lol

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

the inner monologue

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I do not know what is happening?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Trump has to be one of the first cast members of Home Alone 2 to sell stolen nuclear secrets to the Saudis for $2 billion

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

my favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

[mel @yourpalmel]

Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

[concepts bot @conceptsbot]

i have an idea. run away with your friends

[concepts bot @conceptsbot]

i wish you would curl up under a blanket and think about yourself

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

God where did we go wrong

[concepts bot @conceptsbot]

you should drink coffee with bunnies and be happy

[sasser comma carli @carlisasser]

Do Starbucks gift cards count as assets?

[sasser comma carli @carlisasser]

@KenScorza Omf just saw this ???? I’m honored

[concepts bot @conceptsbot]

i wish you would drink juice with a kitten in a grocery store

[Laurazepam @andlikelaura]

the cat’s all 😴 and im just like 🥺😍📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

[Emote! at the Location @emotionlocation]

sob! at the gym