Mr.Sissing

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

I enjoyed my sunday with uu babeZzz @TaylaJM

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

Hardest job in the world: Police sketch artist in China.@laydawg @_LeMz_ @_Michael_Angelo

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

"Twitter is stupid!" *one month later* "DUDE, I can't stop tweeting!" Who remembers saying this??@

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

Stealing my friend's TV remote and driving by his house everyday and changing the channel.

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than a fat person. @ThauneRichards

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

That awkward moment when you realize you're walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending u forgot something.@laydawg

[Carl Boltman @dj_carl_]

RT @laydawg: Epic night at blvd with the tybz @dj_carl_ @carlisletyb @ThauneRichards

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

Wimpy done it,Steers just did it, McDonald's is doing it... Come on SAB u can do it!!!

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

"@_Michael_Angelo: "His breath is so bad why every time he smokes he blow onion rings" @dj_carl_ @laydawg"

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

That one friend who always kills the moment..@_Michael_Angelo @_Michael_Angelo @_Michael_Angelo @_Michael_Angelo

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire...

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Unless he is wearing crocs. At that point you know he's a cake

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body, but us men are so decent and well-behaved that we only look at the 10% that is covered!

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

Bikinis expose 90% of a woman's body, but men are so decent and well-behaved that they only look at the 10% that is covered!

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

Whats blue and not heavy? Light blue...lmfao@laydawg @_Michael_Angelo

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

Whats blue and not heavy? Light blue.... Lmfao

[michael-angelo @_Michael_Angelo]

"@carlisletyb True friends are those who care without hesitation, remember without limitation, and forgive without explanation."

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

"@carlisletyb Microwave: (noun) A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello." Lmao

[Mr.Sissing @carlisletyb]

We all have a friend who never has a clue of what's going on@laydawg @_Michael_Angelo @ninaB4ever @dj_carl_