leighton adams

I know how 2 have a lukka time!!!

[leighton adams @laydawg]

91% of women like men in pink T-Shirt. But ironically, 91% of men in pink T-Shirt don't like women.""@MeleeceH

[leighton adams @laydawg]

If you're not excited about Taken 2, then I will look for you... I will find you... And I will kill you."@_MYZ_ @dj_carl_

[leighton adams @laydawg]

If you had to choose between winning the lottery and your girlfriend, what kind of car would you buy first?"@carlisletyb @_BEEZO_ @_MYZ_

[leighton adams @laydawg]

Whenever I'm almost done banging a chick, I hear the Mortal Kombat voice saying "FINISH HER!" in my head."@_BEEZO_

[leighton adams @laydawg]

@TalizmanSA got no time lol, very busy

[Carl Boltman @dj_carl_]

@akaworldwide durban poison? http://t.co/hAsQqN7S

[leighton adams @laydawg]

Lmao #ript rt @laydawg If you sell #weed at an auction, is it fair to sell it to the highest bidder?"

[leighton adams @laydawg]

@Schae_s ONLY nw!! U 4got bout us here :-( lol

[leighton adams @laydawg]

@Schae_s lol wen last I saw u using this!

[leighton adams @laydawg]

Imagine this: You're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers "Bless you" and hangs up."

[leighton adams @laydawg]

What website do DJs use to research? Wiki-wiki-wikipedia."@dj_carl_ @_MYZ_@carlisletyb

[leighton adams @laydawg]

Rt "@_MYZ_: @laydawg if I vy inside now I can go home lol @carlisletyb @shirvonne @dj_carl_"

[idiots @idiotsdoingshit]

People drink alcohol and take pills to become somebody else; stoners are themselves, just happy.

[leighton adams @laydawg]

Pizza man just asked me for a tip. I told him "Don't trust these hoes""@_MYZ_ @_LeMz_ @dj_carl_ @carlisletyb

[leighton adams @laydawg]

@Schae_s lol yes it has, u the 1 that's hiding

[leighton adams @laydawg]

Rt "@_MYZ_: "Still waiting on that "once you go black, you never go back" episode of MythBusters"@dj_carl_ @_ooRoCkYoo_ @laydawg"

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Best gamer pick up line: "You turn my software into hardware."

[leighton adams @laydawg]

I only party on days that end in y." @_MYZ_ @carlisletyb @dj_carl_ @_LeMz_