Carli Weimer

[Carli Weimer @carliweims]

"You can't make this shit up" - me describing my life

[Carli Weimer @carliweims]

@botmoji Please 🥺

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@AnthMelo @mindofmich

[Carli Weimer @carliweims]

@dog_feelings @carr_whiting also you

[Carli Weimer @carliweims]

@botmoji what is this 🧐

[Carli Weimer @carliweims]

@botmoji what is this 🤭

[Carli Weimer @carliweims]

@botmoji what is this 🤨

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@carr_whiting Same

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@CommonWhiteGrls @carr_whiting

[Pancho Tigre @ThePanchoTigre]

“if you call the uber i’ll venmo”
-Liars

[tash @ohNatashaaaa]

if you’re not a cop, please stop buying a ford explorer/taurus. i’m sick of braking for all of these inconsiderate soccer moms while i’m doing 83 in a 55 driving with my knee trying to put fire sauce on my taco bell

[Carli Weimer @carliweims]

@gsheffr @greta_lindsley @carr_whiting

[jax @enomycain_]

“you look unapproachable” and here you are....approaching me

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The fact that Trump has lifted President Obama's ban on elephant trophies being imported into the country is a devastating blow to the survival of these beautiful animals. It's savage and pointless. It breaks my heart.

[Carli Weimer @carliweims]

@mindofmich But you gave in

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@reIatabIe @carr_whiting

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Nothing says, “It’s almost Thanksgiving” like a decorative bowl of colorful cock-shaped squash on your dining room table.

[ANTH @AnthMelo]

NEW VIDEO! I did a remix of "Walk On Water" by Eminem and Beyoncé! https://t.co/6v9psCGMep RETWEET! RT! RT! 🙏🏼

[Carli Weimer @carliweims]

@mindofmich @WeddingCatcher @tothekidswho I need it