Carl Jonard

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[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@DnDBeyond Where can I find the new 2024 D&D character sheet PDF's?

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@Wizards_DnD Where can I find the new 2024 D&D character sheet PDF's?

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

Now that Musk has trashed the joint, Twitter has killed third-party apps, and Ivory has been released, I don’t think I’ll be around here much. You can find me at https://t.co/dJdWrVS3Ps

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@charlesmurray Thank God it’s impossible to rationalize atrocities in the name of religion!

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

What if everything established in ANH was true? Luke Skywalker’s father is an idealist who leaves home (against his brother Owen’s wishes) to fight in the Clone Wars as a Jedi Knight alongside General Kenobi, serving Leia’s father (the king of Alderaan). Darth Vader kills him.

[Around the Galaxy 📖 Who Owns the Myth OUT NOW! @ATGcast]

Lucasfilm contacts you and says you get to pitch the next #StarWars movie - but it has to fit in one tweet. Go!

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@StephenKing Joel Siegel, Good Morning America

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@pabl0hidalgo What does CRC stand for? Cinematic Release Calendar?

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@GibletBlizzard https://t.co/Vhr9MudhUC

[Nicholas Britell @NicholasBritell]

Andor: Volume 1 (Episodes 1-4) comes out this Friday!

This piece here is the "Past/Present Suite" from Episode 3
#Andor

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@TheRokuChannel @Vans #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory

[Roku Channel @TheRokuChannel]

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We're giving away 5 pairs of custom WEIRD @Vans!

🏁 RT and reply with #WEIRDTheAlYankovicStory for a chance to win a pair

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@waitbutwhy Are we assuming someone worse than Hitler is coming along to take his spot?

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@clmazin Maybe I’ll sit outside and wriTE A SERmon al fresCO MINGling all my thoughts, feelings, and SO ON together

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@gedeon Awesome—can’t wait! Widgets are going to look great with it.

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@gedeon Cool wallpaper “hack” in iOS 16—if you set your lockscreen to cycle through multiple images, you can instantly swap between variant color schemes any time with a tap. Any plans to update the LCARS wallpaper for iOS 16?

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@mattyglesias PEN15 is set in the early 2000’s and coincidentally also features actors playing much younger versions of themselves

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@Pandatheist 👀 I see that @jessamyn Easter egg, @kolbisneat

[Peli Grietzer @peligrietzer]

The greatest trick the devil ever played was taking the yolks out of six hard boiled eggs, mixing them with mustard and paprika, and spooning the mixture back in

[Cabel Sasser @cabel]

snow white 2 really went in a strange direction

[Carl Jonard @carljonard]

@siracusa @wilshipley https://t.co/tiZSWyJfYm