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This Charming Muad’Dib

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@EmmaTolkin Remixed this for you

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@spaceghost “Your New Aesthetic” by Jimmy Eat World has the vibe of a third opening for a dark/emotional arc of a mid 00s shonen

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@Proseprope @Eyes_wideopentv I’ve seen it - it’s better

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@Eyes_wideopentv This movie predicted Trump 2 so well it’s fucking crazy

[Eyes Wide Open 👁️ @Eyes_wideopentv]

I can’t trust anyone who thinks that this is a bad movie

[Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley @RepPressley]

Odyssey this.
Odyssey that.
We Odyssey ICE abolished.

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@titomaxxing It was the first headline I read this morning and had to quadruple check sources upon arriving to work today 😢🤷🏽‍♂️

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I liked both of them so that makes me Blade

[filipino seymour hoffman @titomaxxing]

kavinsky and glen hansard the same day is crazy. literally the fork in the road for the music taste of my 2010s friend group

[dr. hell @trevorcrumbo]

looks like they're finally cutting him loose. no future projects listed on imdb, story conveniently dropped just a little too late to impact the release of his last movie. great work by hollywood as usual

[mellon carlo and the infinite sadness @carlophone]

Part greatest lol cow, part greatest threat to global democracy

[Acyn @Acyn]

President Trump unsuccessfully attempts to toss a Tic Tac into his mouth.

[『ᴍᴇʀᴋ』 @Merk_Gang]

If you think adding a cloak and some bandages to your mech is gonna get me again then you are absolutely right motherfucker

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When she sees me dressed as Yusuke Urameshi at AX 2026

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@realmikolson The lack of self awareness is median right wing asshole behavior for sure

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And you directed “AM I RACIST” Matt…go home you’re washed

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Just saw The Odyssey. Despite what you may have heard, literally all of the criticisms by conservatives were entirely correct. The movie is just as woke as you fear, if not more so. The DEI casting is atrocious. Completely takes you out of the story right from the beginning. But even worse than that is Nolan’s decision to turn Odysseus into an anachronistic whiney, solemn shell of a man plagued by “trauma” and guilt. It’s impossible to overlook these flaws because the film itself is not terribly entertaining or well constructed. For the most part it is disjointed, dull, self-serious, disenchanted, somehow feeling both verbose and overly rushed at the same time. The dialogue is some of the worst I’ve ever heard in a “critically acclaimed” film. “On the nose” and “clunky” are descriptions that can’t even begin to describe this script. At no point in the story does Nolan ever transport the audience to the ancient world. You never feel like you’re 3,000 years in the past. You feel like you’re watching modern Americans put on a pageant, because you are. Nobody would be calling this thing a masterpiece if it was made by a director not named Christopher Nolan.

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@BrndnStrssng Get in the robot holland

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

Me normally: ACAB
Me when the Tate brothers are arrested:

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@ovovenger Film twitter expert here: do you know what insider trading and corporate sponsored algorithms are?

[Rob the Bat @BobTheRatReborn]

Matt reeves could tweet a picture of batmans cock armor and it would be genuinely more exciting than the doomsday trailer