Carlos Eberhardt

Semi-pro agitator, Troublemaker. "But what if we did?"

Working on a cool graphql service @stepzen_dev. 初心.

xapigeek, xoogler, xenterprise

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

Any persons involved in putting stereos in jet skis should be pilloried.

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

Take your doom-scrolling up a notch, and read this:
https://t.co/13eUYbENQu

It's not "them" -- it's all of us.

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

@matt_slotnick working on this stuff so agree wholeheartedly. ;-)

(but even if i weren't, this is the game.)

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

@FrankConniff DEEP HURTING

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

it's got habeas corpus

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

@matt_slotnick I'm currently watching Claude confidently try to fix the wrong bug and completely destroy a class implementation. Just wreaking havoc. It's blaming the editing tool now. "Clearly I'm having some issues with the editing tool."

Yeah, no need for strong technical team.. *eyeroll*

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

@matt_slotnick Poorly executed joke... "Why buy an ide when you say your LLM is so good at codegen... Just make one"...

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

@NHL why are you letting @espn get away with such terrible broadcast audio? It's awful. There's a cat in the booth playing with the levels or something.

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

@matt_slotnick I'm already getting frustrated trying to pull my plastic pal's "mind" up to try a different approach when it starts chasing the wrong problem/solution. I don't want an army of 'em yet.

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

Game 2 on Tuesday AND Wednesday.

Thanks for the extra hockey @NHL .. it's like free real estate.

[NHL @NHL]

Another clash between Vegas and Minnesota‼️ #StanleyCup

📺: @mnwild vs. @GoldenKnights Game 1 TOMORROW at 10p ET on @espn, @Sportsnet, and @TVASports

Read more ➡️ https://t.co/NH0umG4bgA

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

@matt_slotnick I like to give naive tech people the benefit of the doubt when they do .. let's face it... dumb things. I've done dumb things. It's one way you learn. But man... this doesn't look like an "oh, i was just trying to..." situation. This looks nefarious.

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

There's no excuse for this activity.

[Matt Johansen @mattjay]

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.

He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords

Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

This smells so bad.

https://t.co/zrzfoqpCEe

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

that time William Shatner came back from the Jeff Bezos space travel and tried to have a human moment with him, but realized he's a depraved sociopathic freak who only does these flights to show off to his fellow depraved billionaires

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Ovi made sure everyone on the Caps was out to shake Flower’s hand 🌸🤝

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

My God, a complete dismantling of Tulsi Gabbard, Pete Hegseth, and the entire clusterfuck of failed security by Rep. Jason Crow.

This is fantastic. 🔥🔥🔥

Rep. Crow calls for Pete Hegseth to RESIGN immediately.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

👊🇺🇸🔥

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

Actually ... truly brilliant.

This neatly sums up the majority UK viewpoint that is not often expressed but strongly felt. It deserves to go viral.

I know those curtain twitching Daily Mail readers won't like it but they're all a bunch tax cheats and cowards ->

[Carlos Eberhardt @carloseberhardt]

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