carlschwartz

marketer, dad of 3, serial startup guy, youth sports activist, marketing maven, poker pro wannabe, Red Sox fanatic, and all around solid citizen

[carlschwartz @carlschwartz]

.@JetBlue flight 392 TPA to BOS, shout out to the flight attendants who took 5 mins out of their busy preflight prep to make sure an unaccompanied minor (under 10) wasn’t scared. Haven’t seen such compassion like that before. Very touching to see. Return of empathy? I hope.

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@maggieNYT mic drop!

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@JetBlue I usually only hammer for bad service here, but want to give a shout out to Boston crew that handled 4 hour delay due to mechanical issue incredibly well. Great communication, great attitudes, all around great service. This is why I’m loyal.

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#charlieputh #hondacivictour can’t. Wait. Anymore! Bring on Hailee & Charlie!!

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.@Square your customer service is awful. I was hit with a Square Cust Engagement Pro charge for no reason. Can't get u on phone. Pls help.

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Little girl in the middle. Sitting or Jumping? #goingcrazy #mindblown #needhelp #thingsthatmakeyoucrazy

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"Airlines Need to Do the Right Thing" https://t.co/gPaUAp0uf4 by @carlschwartz on @LinkedIn

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Corporate culture can ruin a company. New article posted highlighting dangers of bad culture. https://t.co/mm3kA4eqWl tip @LinkedInEditors

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The media hasn't reported that the Natl Debt in my 1st mo went down by $12B vs a $200B increase in Obama first mo [because it is FAKE NEWS]

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I will not be attending the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year [bigly]. Please [tell ppl not to hurt my ego too much]!

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For first time the [accurate] @nytimes will take an ad (a [mean] one) to help [combat me]. [Why do they not believe any of my lies]!

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[FAKE NEWS] talk is FAKE NEWS put out by [me], and played up by [me], in order to mask the big election defeat and the illegal [activity]!

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Congratulations Stephen Miller- on [continuting to lie on my behalf] on the various Sunday morning shows. Great job! #impeachtrump

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Just leaving FLA. Big crowds of enthusiastic supporters lining the road [do you think I can deport them all?] #impeachtrump @realDonaldTrump

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The crackdown on [people not like me] is merely [my irrational fear run amok]. Gang members, drug dealers & [innocents] are being removed!

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72% of refugees admitted into U.S. during COURT [HEROISM] are from 7 countries: [MUSLIM 1, MUSLIM 2, MUSLIM 3, MUSLIM 4-7]. #impeachTrumpnow

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After two days of very [un]productive talks, [I have decided to deport] Prime Minister Abe back to Japan. L[eadership = dictatorship to me].

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I [claim I] know Mark Cuban well. He loves me [bigly] but isn't interested in taking [my] calls. [Im] not smart enough to [be] president!

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Would be funny if it wasn't true https://t.co/2lbf1x4nlS

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'Immigration Ban Is One Of Trump's Most Popular Orders So Far' [thankfully the Appeals court tempered peoples' joy] #impeachtrump