Carly Clark

Colorado State University

[Carly Clark @carlsclark]

I’m offended by most of the houses Zillow thinks are “for me”

[Carly Clark @carlsclark]

Has anyone mentioned the bullshit of Felicity Huffman staring in When They See Us? This wealthy, white woman who avoided serving time for a crime she ACTUALLY committed playing a part in this tragic story... how ironic

[mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001]

what does a&w even stand for?? ... amburgers & woot beer?

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Don't let being "right" talk you out of being kind.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

We start aiming ads at children that if their parents don’t wear masks Santa can’t come because he has asthma

[Shello ™️ @_JayShells]

Day 4 of Quarantine. Wine has become my new favorite drink

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

if your dog stretches and you dont say "OH BIG STRETCH" every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to know you

[gaptoothtruth | hundavious @nogumhundo]

Was y’all not washin ya hands before

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

[Niko 🐇 @manik0tti]

it's always "hey" and never "I just sent you $100 because you're cute"

[courtney @slayybaugh]

i want to meet whoever is in charge of coming up with the store names for bobs burgers

[The Voice @NBCTheVoice]

What is the essence of a cowboy?

@BlakeShelton will show you the ropes. 🤠

[Ernie @ernie_apple]

Me singing both parts of Promiscuous

[Ash @_ash_x]

I found it. The greatest video on TikTok

[minahil @baedotdoe]

Antoni: letz make salad :)
Tan: I added a printed shirt 2 ur closet lols
Jonathan: heres a sunscreen
Karamo: how u feel bb

Bobby: I deconstructed ur entire house with my bare hands. I added 3 rooms and an extra bathroom. I built ur kids a treehouse there are chandeliers everywh-