mr. juju eyeball

jesus stan. math nerd. wife guy. objectively correct. 😷

[mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001]

Public Library $55 million
Arts & Culture $11 million
Public Health $72 million
Ottawa Police Services $358 million
Affordable Housing $15 million

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my city is dying

[Julia Gilmour @Not_Gilmore]

I love the Canadian patriots of the Bloc Quebecois

[mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001]

going up to a canadian couple: so which one of you is transgender and which one is french?

[cassia the weathergirl ⛈️ @mousepuppyy]

there are literally just 3 questions on the canadian census: are you married, transgender, or french

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

exposed to hantavirus? get ahead of the curve with some evidence-based practices
1️⃣𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲. It’s important to have a social safety net
2️⃣𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻. It's the only way to expel the disease
3️⃣𝗚𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗡𝗢𝗪

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Y’all talking PRETTY SPICY for people who don’t mask literally anywhere and don’t get vaccinated regularly after the last pandemic.

Lotta tough talking coming from yall lmaoooo

[sabunny @mama_moons]

they are saying being almost 30 is very chic and sexy and in right now

[Eric Lombardi (EricForOLP.ca) 🇨🇦🚀 @EricDLombardi]

We should build a High Speed Rail (HSR) Network for Southern Ontario.

Today I argue in @TorontoStar, that for the price of Ford's Highway 401 Tunnel Vision, we can!

But more than write an article, I've put together a proposal for what it can look like, and cost.

(1/10) 👇👀

[mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001]

this but unironically

[anne @atsuover]

i’m locking in as soon as covid’s over bro

[thomas 🛠 gazafunds.com/all @t_NYC]

Lowest levels in years and it’s still 200,000 daily infections. Fauci said he would consider COVID no longer a problem if we were below 10,000 cases a day. We have accepted a brand new leading cause of disability and death as normal.

[Sky Marchini @rhcm123]

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

[Patrick Neve @catholicpat]

Who’s ready for Mark Wahlberg’s 40 Day Challenge

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

[talking to bartender I just met] so yeah bro basically if I eat good lift weights run 3 miles a day and box every day after 5 months I feel normal. Sometimes I choose to just eat pills though. The days in between that I mostly think about red slime and black slime.

[mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001]

um hello @AWCanada did you steal my tweet for your ad????

[mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001]

what does a&w even stand for?? ... amburgers & woot beer?

[tita dani @alois_flutz]

broke: milano cortina 2026

woke: kitchener waterloo 2038

[mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001]

the sun dog (1990) by stephen king

[CottontailVA 🐰💋 @CottontailVA]

my dog bit my disposable camera so now all the pictures look like there’s a house fire 😭😭

[Cheri DiNovo @CheriDiNovo]

25 years since I had the honour of performing the first legalized same sex marriage in Canada #LGBTQ #2SLGBTQ

[mr. juju eyeball @elusive2001]

omg my doctor must think i’m so cool… she just told me my migraines have aura 😎😎😎

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

They place people who look identical to your ex in the grocery store on purpose. They do it to demoralize you.

[bruno 🇧🇷 @brunofobia]

passar data comemorativa em família é tipo