Carly Berlon

your favorite redhead

[Carly Berlon @carly_berlon]

“PiTbuLlS aRe So DaNgErOuS”
my pitbull:

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I can’t believe some of you pay to get your taxes done I’ve been doing mine for years
Step 1. Get your W2
Step 2. Give it to your dad
Idk what’s so hard about that

[Carly Berlon @carly_berlon]

when my boyfriend doesn’t understand something im talking about he says “obviously I know what that means but can you explain it to the dogs because they seem confused” 😂

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my boyfriend said it’s too early to decorate for Christmas should I

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moved in with my boyfriend and I keep stopping at target or TJ maxx on the way home and claiming it was stuff I already had from the old house. He hasn’t caught on yet. 10/10 recommend.

[Carly Berlon @carly_berlon]

my dogs tore apart a dog bed and I just hear my boyfriend in there telling them, “mom works hard to buy you nice things guys. She works MIDNIGHTS. And this is how you thank her” 😂😂😂

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They are fixed

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all my life problems could be fixed by getting a puppy

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in case anyone is having a bad day

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

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which is the better poptart flavor

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all my life problems could be fixed by getting a puppy

[cory @coolmathgame_]

if i was getting eaten by a bear i would get a pet in real quick

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drunk carly 🤝 pizza

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Instagram v. Reality

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drinking Starbucks before going to target is like taking pre workout before going to the gym. It’s a necessity. I don’t make the rules.

[Carly Berlon @carly_berlon]

my bf wanted to make his own charcuterie board

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My boyfriend feeds me, takes me on rides in his car, and scratches my head until I fall asleep. I am the human version of a puppy.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

sometimes u have to eat a lil handful of shredded cheese straight out of the bag… can’t tell you why but I know it’s structurally important to human function

[jame @kloogans]

ur honor are u mad at me

[Carly Berlon @carly_berlon]

whoever made the speedy iPhone chargers deserves a kiss right on the lips