Carly Koehler

2 glam 2 give a damn

[Anthony Joseph  @anthonyjlang]

Bruh I was today years old when I found out Mac books did this 🤯

[Casual UK @CasualUK_]

A bit dramatic Lucy

[Carly Koehler @carlykoehler]

@DaltonKohler1 You stress me out.

[Luciano @Cali_76]

People who peaked in high school when they found out they can’t go to their hometown bar on Thanksgiving Eve.

[Carly Koehler @carlykoehler]

I just changed my headlight in heals I AM UNSTOPPABLE

[fatou @VICKIAHNA]

I feel like monkeys don’t speak on purpose so they don’t have to pay taxes 😐

[bobby bottleservice @wazzalauren]

never once did i think in the year of our lord 2020 i would find myself rooting for someone like bennett #bachelorette

[Carly Koehler @carlykoehler]

I couldn’t think of the word “disassembled” so I told my table their tacos were disabled.

[Carly Koehler @carlykoehler]

@HennyLofton33 @TayBridgeee Sick flex

[Mitchell Walber @Mitchyyyy_2]

Is this real? I’m literally dumbfounded by how fast this moose is hauling ass through a river

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“You fucking kidding me with that?” https://t.co/0GzDtPpaZY

[s @gotherewyou]

I wonder how she is doing

[Mr. Johnson, Esq. ❄️ @Mr_PHROZEN]

“Now if I bite her ass imma be wrong” 😂

[Paris Price @realparisprice]

You can put 30 different fruits in a smoothie but you put a banana in that mf it is now a Banana Smoothie.

[Carly Koehler @carlykoehler]

All I want at my funeral is Cotton Eye Joe to play on repeat and everyone dressed as Post Malone. And not half assed, I’m talking face tats and all (real or fake, you’re choice).

[Carly Koehler @carlykoehler]

Reason #1 I know for a fact the government is behind tik tok: It made me think Pete Davidson was attractive.

[Carly Koehler @carlykoehler]

I drank a Mountain Dew for the first time in like 6 months and I swear all my ads now are for Mountain Dew

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

now what in the fuck