classic carm

I study journalism and speak in Bojack Horseman quotes

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

I'm officially a Missourian

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

Four fictional characters I relate to

[Grace @gracecamille_]

can someone get a “four fictional characters you relate to” tweet going? I am having a very surreal experience where the only way i can connect to this moment is through a cartoon character

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

Idk man. For people diagnosed with autism or ADHD in adulthood, a whole new world opens up for them. Lifelong problems are explained or recontextualized. Solutions are offered for the first time instead of dismissal. This is arguably something to celebrate

[ska girl summer @skagirlsummer]

people like this are so annoying. why do you want to be autistic so bad

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[Birch Brother 🪓 @BjorkBrodern]

According to people on this app nobody ate food or had coffe outside the home or visited pubs but somehow diners, restaurants and pubs were all thriving 40 years ago. Were in the midst of a coffeeshop, diner, restaurant and pub mass extinction event but apparently the reason millennials are poor is because we spend all our money at them.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss?

Turning something on and it just works.

No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue".

Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

Let's also not pretend the pandemic didn't happen and drove up the cost of living like crazy. Young people were not struggling this hard in 2019.

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

We created a consumption culture and now we're blaming the very people who never knew anything different but to consume. You can't out think or outsmart propaganda, and Gen Z is entrenched in consumption propaganda and constant messaging that the world's about to end

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

Men need to learn how to be friends with women who don't want to date them without getting bitter about it. The analog of this is women need to learn to be friends with men without keeping them as potential boyfriends-in-reserve if their current relationship doesn't work out

[Jono @whoinvitedjon]

I want smaller cans of tomato paste. Can we have a vote on that?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

I can't stand what people are saying about Rihanna on this app rn. She is one of the most beautiful people walking the earth. Show some respect!

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

Listening to "Lockdown" by Anderson Paak in 2026 is like reading an account of historical events

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

I hate how the heartbreaker men in Hollywood aren't even FINE. Ya'll let JACK ANTONOFF do this?! Multiple times?!

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

And they are random. Half of yall are sharing locations on snap maps and with random companies but not your friends and family? The people who that info may be important to should something happen to you?

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

I think ya'll are dramatic about the location sharing stuff. We've basically knocked out serial killers altogether and this is one of the reasons. You never think it will happen to you... until it does... and then how useful are your random privacy standards?

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

fun prank: make people study for 16 years and then don't give them jobs

[classic carm @carmenhaynes_]

How did I forgot Emma Stone was in Birdman? She's the best part of that movie

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

we reached the point where High School Musical is as old as Grease was when our parents would talk about it to us

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i was born in the wrong generation.....being able to type 80 wpm is completely useless rn.....in 1950 that would have been enough to make me lead girl of general motors