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[jacob @carmichaemeleon]

let this radicalize us, not lead us to despair

[jacob @carmichaemeleon]

@SenatorSlama why do y’all think dipping the bullets in pork does some extra disrespectful thing? the issue that most of us have is that they’re livestreaming it

[jacob @carmichaemeleon]

@samhuppert fr i love the concept but why does it have to be axios😭 also how much did kalshi pay to be on it too ugh

[jacob @carmichaemeleon]

@DonJBacon literally no source to an actual article and no proof linked anywhere—a reporter decided to post revenge porn of her and instead of “defending women” you’re out here making it HER fault and disqualifying.

[jacob @carmichaemeleon]

@hailemcanally @johnrobertgage this is revenge porn that y’all are using for propaganda, you vile cretin

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

this is why they failed to force people to take charlie kirk’s death seriously btw. they fundamentally do not value life and are shocked when that is reciprocated. just unserious people

[james stout @jamesstout]

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

I will never in my life vote for Susanne Shore.

https://t.co/TOgsP4kSEa

[jacob @carmichaemeleon]

@samhuppert literally “you cannot walk out on God” feels like a basic catholic concept but🤷🏻‍♂️

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Jesus overturns 'eye for an eye' in the Sermon on the Mount, folks.

Jesus's New Covenant includes stopping a legal religious execution & declaring that *only* sinless ppl may execute.

There is no version of Jesus's Gospels that's compatible w/governments murdering their prisoners.

And He never mentions abortion.
John 8:1-11
Matthew 6:12-14
Matthew 5:39
Matthew 18:21-22
Matthew 7:12
Matthew 5:7
Matthew 9:13

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[Ashleyn Lagerberg @corybantic_lad]

“I asked grok” “I asked chat gpt” well, I asked the Pope and he says you fucking suck

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Jesus Christ dude

[State Rep. Angie Nixon @AngieNixon]

Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR

[Jane Fleming Kleeb🇺🇸We The People @janekleeb]

There is no epidemic of trans athletes endangering girls. A handful of contested incidents get repeated on conservative media — yet trans students compete every year without issue because the schools know how to handle this responsibly. This is a manufactured crisis by Republicans, same playbook as Voter ID: designed to distract, and divide. If this was about protecting girls and women...then release the Epstein files, provide full maternity health care, give paid maternity leave, put better gun reforms in place for guys who abuse women, the list is long...

[jacob @carmichaemeleon]

saw the odyssey, heavily disliked it (wokely)

[jacob @carmichaemeleon]

ok i’m like 99% sure we all read paradise lost freshman year for core

[Liza Libes @pensandpoison]

I found this photo from my sophomore year dorm room at Columbia.

Take a look at the authors we read in my English classes: Fanon, Derrida, Said, Foucault, Hegel, Baudrillard, Saussure, Lévi-Strauss, Freud, Barthes, Zizek, Heidegger, Lacan, Benjamin. Then you have your the giant-ass Norton Anthology of Theory and Criticism and Penguin’s Literary Terms & Literary Theory handbooks. And the DSM-5 for some reason.

The only novels we studied that year are more contemporary (Toni Morrison, Joan Didion, Paul Auster, Thomas Pynchon, David Foster Wallace, JM Coetzee). Paradise Lost, The Sound and Fury, and The Waste Land, which all appear in the photo, weren’t for a class—just some of my favorites I’d brought along.

The Norton Anthology of Poetry also wasn’t for a class. I was just trying to read some actual literature, ffs.

[👻Son-of-Sam Grady🎃🇺🇦🇵🇸🇺🇸🇹🇼 @SamGradyWrites]

AOC is a very good person.

[jacob @carmichaemeleon]

the modern day job

[SlightlySus⁉️⁉️ @slightlysus1]

God: so im making u gay :D

Me: :D

God: that’s a sin btw :((

Me: D:

God: I’m also making u trans :D

Me: :D

God: that’s a mega sin btw :( straight to super hell :((

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

girl, the jungle

[َ @rmngifs]

red card in the world cup final