carter miller

my tweets are over there, perv

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Took a work zoom on my phone and subconsciously swiped like I was watching reels… next

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Holding my McDonald’s in the passenger seat like I’m Michael Oher in The Blind Side

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people who say their favorite color is periwinkle are the same as those who say their least favorite word is moist and i hate them

[carter miller @carnesius]

the little engine that could quote descartes: I think I can, therefore I am I can

[carter miller @carnesius]

Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures

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if you’re not on corn tok rn you’re a suspicious person

[carter miller @carnesius]

antidepressants? you mean a wawa hoagie and a cup of mac n cheese?

[carter miller @carnesius]

ginger ale really do just be sprite with a splash of coke

[carter miller @carnesius]

@AaronRodgers12 @CashApp $Carnesius #PaidInBitcoin

[carter miller @carnesius]

butt stuff

[carter miller @carnesius]

fun fact: the lights on your dashboard are actually driving achievements. i’m so close to unlocking them all!

[christain🍕 @boyruminating]

my neck... my back... my pussy... my crack..... long ago, the four nations lived together in peace and harmony

[carter miller @carnesius]

@AlexHorne welcome to Café Loo #HomeTasking #StayAtHome task number 2

[Charlie Nahrwold @charlienahrwold]

Dear Shakira,

marry me,

Charlie

[carter miller @carnesius]

@5thYear #BarstoolChamps #BarstoolBestBar

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@5thYear @PSUBarstool @ChampsPennState @BarstoolMSU @HarpersMSU #OvertimeChamps #BarstoolBestBar