Zoe

i like to take pictures, play games and to destroy my hair with chemicals (24)

[Zoe @carnivoura]

@MordbaIIaden Rate mal, wer noch? :D

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

if we don't resist the call of the light we're no better than moths

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

You’re all doing this totally wrong.

[David Brown @DavePBrown]

Brain: I feel lonely
Me: ok let's talk to someone
Brain: no.

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

A cabbage can not get pregnant but it is still fun to try

[Lettuce Facts @realIettucefact]

If you put a lettuce in the fridge and forget about it for 2 weeks it will rot and die just like my dreams

[Dr. Horrible @drhorrible]

Bad Horse update: still bad.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I am not the man your mother warned you about, ladies. Her imagination was never this good.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Trump's your basic hot mess, isn't he? I mean, this guy can't find his own ass with both hands and a flashlight.

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

We Put 700 Red Dots On A Map https://t.co/BHpMKOKI5C