Caroline

Tired & (awe)tistic

[Hakan Kapucu @1hakankapucu]

This woman gives a chicken toy to this donkey. He loves it, brays with utters of joy, & funnily plays with it. No innocent being stays indifferent to love.

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

Why am I crying to nickelback at 3am rn

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

@DivaLaci suddenly, I'm excited for my daily commute tomorrow. However, also feeling scammed because my parasocial instinct made me open this app again

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

@DivaLaci contact usps about your mail gal & then sign up for informed delivery so you get an email with all the information about what mail is being delivered that day :)

[Tour Golf (not PGA Tour) @PGATUOR]

@iamcardib You need a teleprompter

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

Young Thug & his lawyer vibing to “Halftime“.

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

Did no one of Kamala's team see how literally no one likes J Lo... especially with new Diddy allegations coming out & her involvement in the club shooting...

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

People often forget that celebrity actors are professional liars. Literally. Their success is often tied to the believability of their lie. That's what acting is. These people are paid to convincingly endorse Kamala. They are paid to do their job.

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

I have honestly loved seeing the fall of Mr. Beast. Guy has always given me bad vibes - anyone filming "charitable acts" is a hack.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

Kamala Harris just got hit with the biggest fact check in human history

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

Sounds fair to me

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

Did Nigeria go too far?

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

This ain't illegal or what

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

so no one thought of fact checking if jlo actually donated *checks notes* 4.5 million dollars ? 😭

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

I've never been to Europe but sounds like I'd enjoy it based on the social norms expressed in this US-Europe comparison.

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

I'm European.

I recently visited the USA for the first time since 2018, hitting up Las Vegas and New York City.

What I witnessed left me stunned.

15 American oddities I still can't wrap my head around:

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

Sometimes I don't know why people think I'm annoying, & then realize I am someone who would start holding this person accountable for a pencil I gave them the responsibility of. You either vibe with that or ya don't, idk

[thenoasletter news and updates @thenoasletter]

this isn’t an insult but billie eilish looks like she would sit next to you in tenth grade algebra and never have her own pencil

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

Let's just think about it. Diddy had a towel hastily draped around his waist as he scrambled out of the hotel door. If I were in a situation where I didn't feel like I could leave safely, I would make my escape whilst my captor was in a vulnerable state. Such as a shower...

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

Soooo kidnapping doesn't have a statue of limitations in California. Are we just going to act like Diddy didn't kidnap Cassie & hold her against her will in 2016?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

The gaslighting is crazy

[Weed Richards @VanFromNY]

Me at the Meg Thee Stallion tour this summer

[Caroline @caro_bowman]

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