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[clare @sadderlizards]

surely this is the coffee that will finally fix me

[djenneba @chironsbitch]

petition to rearrange the sun/moon/rising model into rising/sun/moon

[Do LaB @TheDoLaB]

Everybody who’s missing the Do LaB, we hope you’re not sleeping on @LIBfestival !!! That would be tragic

[cannoli @carocog]

@PeiWei charged me $5 for a side of noodles… I guess it was wrong of me to assume sauce would be included?

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Anyways, go listen to Faces by Mac Miller

[cannoli @carocog]

@AmeliaMontooth I literally do not know how to pass the time

[Climate Reality @ClimateReality]

This might look like a scene from a sci-fi movie, but it's all too real — the Gulf of Mexico caught fire yesterday after a pipeline ruptured. It's another reminder that there are only 2 types of pipelines: those that HAVE leaked, and those that WILL leak.

[cannoli @carocog]

*runs to Twitter to search “earthquake”*

[cannoli @carocog]

@JvckBvlder 🥰🥰 time for a new rug!!

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Restaurants spent decades treating their workers like shit—no breaks, no benefits, no set schedule, no sick pay, abused by customers with zero backup from management—and yet I’m still seeing people blame unemployment benefits for the lack of applications. Come on.

[cannoli @carocog]

“Birds aren’t real. My boobies are hard.” -@JvckBvlder, semi lucid sleep talking

[ashtyn 🎱 @witchashtyn]

virgos vs. being a perfectionist without actually perfecting anything

[Jack @JvckBvlder]

@carocog:
“what’s going to happen with this rocket? Like do you think it’s going to hit people?”
Me, in complete utter seriousness:
“I don’t know but somebody is gunna have to do some math”

[cannoli @carocog]

@DavidGay951 @JvckBvlder https://t.co/OSIzi2oTu0

Rocket launched by China plummeting uncontrollably towards earth.. so yes, there should be a little concern 🥲

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

I love this. It'll be so powerful for a restaurant like Eleven Madison Park to show what they can do with plants. And it's a constraint that'll lead to such wild creativity, too. https://t.co/kiRKxBBdGI

[Kieran @KingImpulse]

therapist: what would you say is the primary source of your anxiety?

me: thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers. I just want him to have a good time.

[Vinny 🖤 @PrettyPlutonian]

Being a Virgo can be so hard, we really be stressing ourselves out for absolutely no reason a lot of the time

[cannoli @carocog]

@onlyColin Mars sounds boring, tattoos are cool. Easy choice.