Carol Burtnack

Registered Dietitian, Burger Enthusiast, my mom says I’m funny. 🇨🇦 Talents: Eating peanut butter. I like hockey the normal amount.

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

Hey @NHL where is the Maple Leaf game today??? Because it’s not playing on the NHL network as advertised.

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

🫶

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

HOW WE FEELIN!!!!!

@LGCanada | #LeafsForever

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

Me. I’m the owner 💙

[Hal Gill @Skillsy75]

This dog is named Darcy after @16DarcyTucker
I told the owner that I played with Tucks and she might remember booing me.
She replied “oh yeah! I remember!”
#norespect #killshot

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

Sadie learning a very important lesson from @thefuckitdiet

[Bell Let's Talk @Bell_LetsTalk]

Rise and shine! Today is #BellLetsTalk Day! Skip the snooze button this morning and join the conversation to help drive Bell donations for mental health initiatives in Canada!

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

You are loved
You matter
You’re not alone 💙 #BellLetsTalk

[the Awkward Yeti (Nick Seluk) @theawkwardyeti]

😎

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

saying “i just need to get through this week and then things slow down” at the start of every single week forever and ever

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

My love language is being a sarcastic little bitch.

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

Yes, I report any posts about weight loss on Facebook as spam. And yes, I chuckle when the post says “loose weight” instead of “lose weight.” #petty

[Mitchell Marner @Marner93]

Tomorrow #LFG

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

Job well done! You’ve made so many proud. Gold looks so so good on ya! ❤️

[Hockey Canada @HockeyCanada]

🇨🇦🥇🇨🇦🥇🇨🇦🥇🇨🇦🥇🇨🇦🥇🇨🇦

WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!

#WomensWorlds | #OurGameIsBack

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

Her and I both knew. 🥇🇨🇦

[Hockey Canada @HockeyCanada]

THE GOLDEN GOAL! 🥇

#WomensWorlds | #OurGameIsBack | @pou29

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

My ❤️

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

O Canada. 🇨🇦🎶

[IIHF @IIHFHockey]

GAME STORY 👉 https://t.co/PTjNJyJ4Ux

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

@StreetSmartRD

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

This. Is. Crucial.

[Kelly Stanze @KellyStanze]

Normalize stopping work when you realize your brain is too tired to deliver quality.

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

@KraftPB A teddy choir on a banana stage with a peanut butter carpet

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

@RyanMarino

[Carol Burtnack @carolbnack]

💙

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me no cry because cookie is finished. Me smile because cookie happened.