Carolina Funder

Proud husband and daddy to the best kids in the world. Avid baseball card collector that loves tennis, golf, and beers!!

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@JoeyMannarinoUS The challenge is you paid the same price as someone that had a better flying experience and by chance you get this. The way not to embarrass anyone is make the traveler register as “+size”; then offer the seat next to them at a discount. When you choose your seat; it’s an option.

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

25 years in the business and it still amazes me. What I’ve found out over these years are many are in denial and think it will all work out….until it doesn’t. Several years back I started inquiring as to who may be helping them..family, friend etc and then I spoke to them. It’s saved countless deals.

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@pvtjokerus This is so coordinated. How were they caught flat footed??….no one knew they were coming? Come on….

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@jeffreytucker @mrddmia What’s the penalty for this? Nothing I assume???🤦‍♂️

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@BosCardHunter This is accurate.

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

Can you imagine what’s going to happen when they do? They gave us a 10 day window and 5 million cards were sent in. There are thousands of people accumulating cards for the day they open it up. We have a 6 month head start this time. They’ll need to close it a few days later. Wouldn’t surprise me if they get 10 million cards in a week. The site will probably crash as well. Gonna be entertaining…

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@opinioncasino He had to know for months this was going down….wonder how much was extracted in the final months for “expenses”’when the writing was on the wall.

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@SMB_Attorney @JamesonCamp @grok 1. Marry one of their daughters.
2. See # 1.

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@Heritage_Sport Where’s the good stuff???

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@economicninja Lounges are pretty much worthless anymore. I said it..

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@realEstateTrent Out of curiosity, what’s the clean up cost on that?

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@DawnSchwar59979 @anttsinc Not true. Don’t listen to this person

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@jchek779 @NickMaccini This is 100% of my business.

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@NickMaccini Shhhh!!! Ha!

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@BalogunAbass12 Happily married for 20 years and 2 kids

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@RudyHavenstein Isn’t that obstruction if they don’t release it then?

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@J_Koenig21 NRD wins it for me every time. A 70k rehab is a full gut. You know you’re replacing everything so who cares what comes up on the inspection. You’ve got so much room you know you’re closing. Tell him $20k NRD the moment he signs. Good luck to someone competing against that.

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@NickMaccini My dad always said: there are 2 types of people who ride motorcycles: those that have been in an accident and those that will be in an accident.

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@mhp_guy 1) it looks really good
2) it probably really helped someone out in their small business
3) saved you a bunch of time and effort
4) $600 won’t change a thing in your life
5) the wife is happy

5-5 isn’t a bad day my friend…..

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@pulte Did she also get a county tax exemption? That’s huge money in the Carolinas vs. investment properties?

[Carolina Funder @Carolina_Funder]

@realEstateTrent Lived in Phoenix for 20 years. That was the same issue in mid 2000s. Built on a grid and you could go miles and miles. That was the main driver of the blow up there. Cheap, crappy new build houses that everyone bought for nothing.….then went poof.