Things Caroline Says

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

Man, I feel bad for the person cooking their hot pocket and now they can't eat it. #MurfreesboroBlackOut2015

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

"I really wish I had a cool last name. Like.... Tuna or something." #thingscarolinesays

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

'I call all my supporters John'

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

'It's a whale of a snack' FLUBBER.

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

HOT HAND. #darklordfunk

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

Feel my blister! TOUCH IT! TOUCH IT! 😫

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

"One day, I WILL learn to straighten my hair with a straightener."

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

"Ugh, there's six more weeks of winter.... I'm going to beat that beaver."

"Don't you mean the groundhog?"

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

"All of me loves all of you, all your grease and all your breading...." #friedchicken

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

*currently rapping to White N' Nerdy*
#Harrisfamilyroadtrips

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

*watching SVU*
@cghdraws8: "Sometimes I forget these people are acting.... Like, I believe him!!"

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

"What's the difference in regular and decaf coffee? One has bubbles and one doesn't?" -@cghdraws8

[Catherine Harris @catharris12]

Are you flushing what I'm putting down? 🚽🌀 @AlliH1230

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

"Yo mama so greasy, she sweats crisco..." @cghdraws8

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

Caroline: "What does 'smh' mean?"
Mom: "Shake my head!!!!"
Caroline: "Oh.... I thought it meant 'so much homework'..."
#justbless

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

"You see, on MY salads.... The carrots represent the lifeguards, and the lettuce represent the jellyfish."

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

Alli: So what do you have planned for my graduation?
Cat: Not go.
Car: I'll be there!
Alli: I knew you were my fav.
Car: Can I be your MOH?

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When your song finally comes on... https://t.co/kfK65iFcqm

[Things Caroline Says @carolineSAYWHAA]

"How do you say soft taco in Spanish? Soft-o taco?"