carrot

follower of Jesus | “none of this is wasted; still becoming who we are”

[carrot @carolinec316]

@kingskworld released a song (5 years ago, I know I’m late) called Zion that modulates in a CIRCLE (3x, up 4 half-steps every time) and I’m obsessed with it. heartbreaking, beautiful, longing for another world

[Kellen Goff: CARNAGE🩸😈 @kellengoff]

*gets call from my dad*
dad: we found a place that does peach cobbler french toast brunch and that's what your mom wants
mom far in the background: 🤸‍♀️ I WANT THAT THAT'S WHAT I WANT 🗣️
dad: that's what she wants

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What character has the best buildup before they’re finally shown on screen?

[carrot @carolinec316]

@emilykmay This shirt is for sale on Trump’s official store website!

[carrot @carolinec316]

Letterkenny is Gilmore Girls for boys

[carrot @carolinec316]

Tanjiro Komoda is the Ted Lasso of anime protagonists

[jules 🦷 @oatfairy]

just broke one of my made up rules that only I have to follow

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

are Gap and Old Navy actually “really making some super cute things these days” or am I just old now

[carrot @carolinec316]

@rachelzegler thank u Lucy Gray

[carrot @carolinec316]

that’s not guys, that’s the big caterpillar from the Mario universe

[An0maly @LegendaryEnergy]

What are you doing if you see guys walk into a party like this?

[carrot @carolinec316]

got an email for a Groupon for 80% off semaglutide with code “beauty.” left me speechless. a 3-credit hour college course would not be enough to unpack everything in that sentence

[carrot @carolinec316]

the tesla cybertruck looks like if a boyscout procrastinated on his entry for the pinewood derby

[carrot @carolinec316]

@tisaiahcho Thank you for this thread!! I wish I’d had it handy when I was arguing about this at a Super Bowl party (in the context of celebrating black identities with Lift Every Voice and Sing, where the other person argued our identity should ONLY be in Christ)

[carrot @carolinec316]

drank too much espresso at the Super Bowl party and got into an argument about racism!

[pjo!pepper @percastyx]

@WAYSTIAR this is my truest roman empire. i’ve watched that entire performance at least once a month for the last like three years lmfao

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Hydro flask. Stanley cup. Yeti. How about just refilling a Smartwater bottle you got at the airport for 7 months

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Many folks who use “woke” with contempt today probably would have hated Daddy when he was alive.

He was very conscious and committed to eradicating what he called the Triple Evils of racism, poverty and militarism.

If you’re quoting him to stop truthful teaching about him…

[carrot @carolinec316]

@MichaelaOkla yes and we use antibiotics!! 💯😤

[carrot @carolinec316]

@MichaelaOkla every time ❤️