Caroline Baxter

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[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

I’ve been off this hellsite for a while and don’t miss anything EXCEPT the cool people I met.

Join 🔵🌅. I have invites.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

Welp, that’s me gone. I’ll miss interacting with all the genuinely cool people I’ve met on this platform. You can find me on Bluesky at https://t.co/5NHeuVnwnu.

“Elon Musk Welcomes Child Sex Abuse Imagery Poster Back to Twitter” https://t.co/cphzqVkx5H

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

You never notice power lines until you’re in the middle of a severe thunderstorm warning and then all of a sudden you hear yourself saying things like “I don’t like how clumped together those wires are” and “the pole is listing a bit.”

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

@SwantonTP Thank you so much - I got seen by my doc and have been doing PT as well. Glory be to PT.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

Day 2 of pinched nerve in my back. White hot pain. Any movement excruciating.

Meanwhile, Calm app has entered the chat:

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

I’m delighted to share that not only do I get to give the keynote presentation at a conference tomorrow, but I get to give it remotely to a big room whose A/V technology will turn me into a giant disembodied head - AND, right on cue, I have a positively Vesuvian zit. Baxter FTW.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

Okay smart plant people - what is this? Squash? Melon? It just showed up in our garden.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

GOOOOOOOOOOAL

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

Cocktails, sushi, and FIFA Women’s World Cup. Hell yes. #WatchWomensSports

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

Cocktails, sushi, and FIFA Women’s World Cup. Hell yes. #WatchWomensSports

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

Yes, that’s a gold Apatosaurus tattoo because preschool is Gucci now.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

No matter how the rest of the day goes, I can say I got to see @BDHerzinger and you didn’t.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

The truth of this takes my breath away. I need this on a plaque in my office.

[Tim Hwang @timhwang]

bureaucratic courage is state capacity

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

@jbordeaux Heads on spikes, plant style.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

One of those days I’m grateful to have been lifting for a while - to be strong enough to take the big shears and do great violence to 10ft long hell-vines choking my beloved holly tree. Enjoy your slow desiccation in the sun, losers.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

.@mcpnews An enormous thank you to Sergeant Hahn who showed so much kindness to our kiddo, spending time showing him the police car and talking about being a cop. Sergeant Hahn blew Wee Man’s mind and put a smile on his face that will last a month. Love our community.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

@NKFinney Ah yes - I’ve been known to indulge in that routine too.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

I thrive on routine. For example, the routine of putting hand cream on before needing chap stick, then using my shirt sleeves to open the chap stick until the cap flies across the room and rolls under a dresser. Routine calms and frees me.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

@wmmarcelino Are you kidding me right now. Dude. ….DUDE.

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

Uh. How did they know this is my dream come true.

…BRB.

[USS Constitution Museum @USSConstMuseum]

Looking for a one-of-a-kind experience? Free screening of the Academy Award-nominated film "Master and Commander" on the pier next to @USSConstitution on July 22, depicting life at sea in 1800s like no other movie⚓ https://t.co/V4vgqRJK0d
#boston 📷 Courtesy Criterion Pictures

[Caroline Baxter @CarolineCBaxter]

Happy Day, my fellow NBs! If I may quote ee cummings:

“To be nobody-but-yourself - in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.”

[The Leadership Conference @civilrightsorg]

On #NonBinaryPeoplesDay today, know that we see you, we celebrate and honor you, and we will ALWAYS love you and fight for you.

💛🤍💜🖤