Caroline Davis

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

"Their house belongs in a museum!"
The Addams Family Indiana Jones Unabomber crossover I'm pretty sure no one asked for.

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

#AtTheColiseum #SellTheTeam

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

@spectacledghost

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

I might actually die mad about how the modern world isn't set up for us night owls.

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

@spectacledghost Not sure this will embed correctly but I basically became nocturnal during lockdown!
https://t.co/B6qnU1Ts5H

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

Time to find out what my sleep schedule really is

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

@spectacledghost I've heard it described as always feeling jetlagged! I try to prioritize getting enough sleep and have put effort into training myself to go to bed earlier, but my peak hours are very late at night and I'm sad I don't get to see them often.

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

Look, I love sleeping but I don't love needing to sleep.

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

@kmdoublev Kelly you are too good at Twitter!!!

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@columnthirteen Rome (2005)

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

Can somebody PLEASE explain why people from England are called the English and people from New England are called New Englanders because it's all I can think about

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

If you know of a cooler fucking name than
UTHER PENDRAGON
please tell me as I am dying to know

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

Just me, approaching my fish tank with a British accent:
"Hiii! Time for just a cheeky little nitrate test!"

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

@kmdoublev Why do I need this??

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

@kmdoublev This is secretly a UV light sanitizer. I guess that's a good quality in tissue dispensers?

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

One of them looks like a radish!

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

So anyway, I bought four ocarinas today.

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Retweet if you’re a… whatever #D23MuppetMayhem

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

Inspired by true events

[Caroline Davis @carolinekiwi]

I wrote this little song, it's like

🎶 My heart, it burns! 🎶

And it's about heartburn