Caroline Klobas

PSA: Apostrophes don’t pluralize anything. I hate ketchup and Dr Pepper, don't @ me.

[Caroline Klobas @carolineklobas]

I’ve run twice this week and eaten three entire salads am I skinny yet

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up

[Caroline Klobas @carolineklobas]

Gabby Thomas ran that semi and wasn’t even tired. #usatf Cannot wait for the 200m final.

[Rep. Malcolm Kenyatta @malcolmkenyatta]

This guy says he wants to ban drag…

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

housewives on housewives on
their first season their fifth season

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

This is what you need to know. If Trump is elected, you will lose:
Abortion
Contraception
IVF

[haleigh @ohnohales]

someone said “her typing in killatrav seems so unserious” no ma’am. she is killatay. they are the killas. that’s the killa household. end of story.

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

god created men and then gave us taylor swift as an apology

[MAStermind 💿🚒 @samisntokay]

Now we wait for Jason during vigilante shit

[bernice 🫶 @rainstormsswift]

she said youve seen the show for free too many times GET TO WORK

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

“Travis Kelce is on stage at the eras tour”

[realitea queen @realitea_queen]

yes, she got her initial opportunities bc of the scandal. but tom cheating isn’t the reason she’s been successful at them or why she continues to get them. if she sucked that bad, her opportunities would’ve faded when the hype did. and is she supposed to say no…? the entire premise of VPR is people trying to make it in Hollywood… #pumprules

[daniel 🧮 @dunisayno]

I wish you well

[Caroline Klobas @carolineklobas]

*almost 35 year old self

[Marysol’s cocky cock @CockyMarysol]

Good morning to everyone but them

[Kmess ✭ @kmess22]

I’m gonna tell my grandkids this was Scottie Scheffler & Tiger Woods

[McKenzie Hopson David @mckenziehopson]

I actually think that Harrison Butker quoting Taylor Swift in his dumpster fire of a speech is hilarious when you consider that the song he quoted (Bejeweled) is about a successful woman telling a mediocre man to step aside so she can shine.

[Caroline Klobas @carolineklobas]

Last night at bedtime, I said something in my 3 year old’s animal book was “cool.”

He looked right at me and said, “Mommy I love you, but don’t say that’s cool.”

Ummmmm OK????

[Caroline Klobas @carolineklobas]

@lauratremaine LOL. I didn't catch this until way later but I did know it was the football team. And in Post Malone's cover, he switches "Dolphins" to "Cowboys" because he is from DFW!