Caroline Orr

Proud member of the @DC_CHAINGANG, ranch aficionado, and overly obsessed dog mom. #SundaysAreForTheChains

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

No need for a Spotify Wrapped this year. I can self report that my top album is @cher Christmas, and I’ll be listening to it every hour of the day from now until 2024.

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

@JMsive

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

I am always one haircut away from loving my hair, and I am always one notebook away from being really organized. Always.

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

Went on our first search and rescue mission tonight when @AGOODTiger realized we had left 2 packs of @drinkspindrift behind at HT. Pleased to report the mission was a success #nospinnyleftbehind

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

@ScottSandalow @gingeysnaps CUUUUUTIESSSS! Happy anni!!!!

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

And yes I reverse google searched it and no not a single website anywhere thinks they owe it to me to post instructions on how the heck you change the lightbulb

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

Can anyone PLEASE SAVE ME!!!!! I cannot figure out how to open this light fixture for the life of me. Despite the little sticker that says “open —>” and points to nothinggg. PLZ HELP OR ILL HAVE TO JUST BUY A NEW LIGHT FIXTURE!!!

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

The world’s worst airport and an 18 hour travel day are trying to get me down but they’ll never keep me down because I’ve got this picture of @mh_farr and an Italian sugar packet that looks like @lukebryan to keep me going!!!!!!

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

@mh_farr *eating LOTS of somethings!!!!

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

@duckfeet19 You know i tweeted this looking for solidarity from from Mighty Ducks fans but your answer is wayyyy more accurate!!!!

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

When I say “ITS NOT WORTH WINNING IF YOU CANT….” do you know how to finish the phrase????

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

One of the worst parts of getting old is I just can’t chug soup like I used to

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

@mh_farr @erinlmcneill RT this sentiment

[Hidden Valley Ranch @HVRanch]

Sorry but if you aren't just a LITTLE curious about what ranch ice cream tastes like then you're lying to yourself 💚

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

Hello everyone today I backed into a parking spot in between two cars on the first try so when you see me thriving in the future and wonder when I changed, it was today. I’m different now.

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

@JMsive 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

@WeZAllNight You’re not just resilient, you’re a total badass!

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

@jmonayb Better question: why were you NOT categorizing this as a Hebrew class textbook memory??

[Caroline Orr @carolineorr]

Today is peak season for the half empty water bottles in your car. Drink those bad boys while they’re crisp!