Macy Harpoon

Precious in every way. Loves to hoot AND to holler. She/her.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

If you're a Democrat in a red state or a Republican in a blue state, the Electoral College basically throws your vote for president in the trash can. Here's how we can make it actually count.

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

How are some people’s greatest desire to have children and other people’s to finally get their hands on one of them “you had meat coffee” hats

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

There's no 'record profits' on a dead planet.

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

Imagine coming home after Barbie and a random man standing on your stoop gets visibly angry as you close the door on him even though he told you that you! were! really! pretty! Where on earth did they get the inspiration for that fabled sinister male energy?!

[Defend the Atlanta Forest/Stop Cop City @defendATLforest]

Cop City will never be built, and the Atlanta Police Foundation will go bankrupt. All public officials with ties to the project will be investigated for corruption. If Cadence Bank approves this loan, they'll never get the money back.

Tell them this loan is a terrible idea

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

me & my boyfriend that i couldn’t tell you guys about because it was a government secret 💚

[Cher @cher]

Yep, This Is Real…. I’m Launching My Gelato….

Watch Out LA‼️

All Started 5 Years Ago And Now It’s Finally HAPPENING 💃

More To Come….

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

Hey mind if I crack open a hot dog real quick before we get into it

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

Have you ever stood alone in your office elevator without pressing a button just to see what peace would feel like

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

Why are all of y’all talking about Mommy on here that’s messed up you need to stop

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

Oh? You think a paltry 86 degrees is going to prevent me from guzzling ramen before I head out for my night time activities? Grow up.

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

I think people often dismiss how much devotion it requires to maintain this much interest in soup despite higher temperatures

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

Once I pick up my 5 piece blender in a couple days, it’s over for you hoes

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

Getting into a bed without a top sheet is like making a sandwich without mayonnaise. Everything’s too exposed and it’s all wrong.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Between NYC in wildfire smoke and this in PR, it bears repeating how unprepared we are for the climate crisis.

We must adapt our food systems, energy grids, infrastructure, healthcare, etc ASAP to prepare for what’s to come and catch up to what is already here. #GreenNewDeal 🌱

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

But how will Taylor Swift notice me liking her most recent photo if instagram is down

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

I’m getting dumber every second

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

Every home on Selling Sunset: it’s a 3 bedroom, 18 and a half bath

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

We’ve had to set the bar so low that we’re willing to say yes to the first man whom we don’t have to convince to wear sunscreen

[Macy Harpoon @mh_farr]

@carolineorr @lukebryan Don’t smile because it’s over, cry because it happened 💕💕💕 (or something like that)