Caroline Patek

Native Chicagoan. @Georgetown University Grad.

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John Mulaney and Seth Meyers talk Stefon on 'Late Night' http://t.co/X5JLEh5Um7

[Caroline Patek @carolinepatek]

@elliegoulding's "Beating Heart" = perfection.

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Kind of ironic that a few weeks before moving out of the South I finally get into country music. 🎼🎤🎧

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

"You're flying!" - @LeoDiCaprio. @JonahHill monologue. #SNL

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Why must removing red nail polish always make it look like you've just murdered someone? #girlproblems

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Officially in a sushi & sake coma. #Kyoto

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Check out Forbes Travel Guide today for a little Gray Gray Malin Photography!... http://t.co/GNPM4Kn9s6

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Cast of @DowntonAbbey on #WWHL? Yes please. @Andy

[Forbes Travel Guide @ForbesInspector]

We're very excited to announce that we are LIVE on #Instagram - follow us here: http://t.co/fisw9ABWhn

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The @toandfromgifts holiday guide is HERE: http://t.co/GhsrxdIE2M

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Never thought I'd be so excited to encounter a non-squatting public toilet. #china

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Pretty sure my parents just drunk dialed me. I wish I could say it's the first time.

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My drink has too much Campari in it. #firstworldproblems

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Girl problem #46752135: realizing you're stuck with the amateur manicurist at the nail salon.

[Forbes Travel Guide @ForbesInspector]

Today is a big day - we're excited to debut our inaugural mid-year ratings announcement. Click here for winners: http://t.co/8TyZxJOrfD

[Caroline Patek @carolinepatek]

You know you're becoming a real adult when you establish a legit relationship w/ the seafood guy at your grocery store.

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Thank you @elliegoulding for making my Wednesday 10x better: http://t.co/yOFDkRWHjD

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How am I just now discovering the brilliance of @drunkhistory??

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Officially obsessed with @HBO's The Newsroom. That is all.

[Caroline Patek @carolinepatek]

Can the guy with three packs of Klondike bars in his grocery cart please become my boyfriend?