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[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

There is very little phone service at the end of my dock and I feel like it’s a sign…

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

My 17 mo old son hasn’t figured out how to say the word “no”… #blessed

[Leah Konen @LeahKonen]

Raise your hand if pregnancy made you even more radically pro choice.

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

I don’t think I have unclenched my jaw for over 36 hours.

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

Will my son’s generation never know the joy and satisfaction of throwing their hands in the air and waving them like they just don’t care?

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

Spending money on these, of course, is perfectly rational. They literally make oxygen.

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

Can you believe we spend so much money on dumb shit?

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

And not only that, but we spend a third of our life working so that we can afford to buy that dumb shit that we don’t actually need. And that it’s peoples entire jobs to get you to buy the dumb shit.
Ex)

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

New YouTube obsession.. extreme yard makeovers. #whyamilikethis

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

@ObiObermeyer What the what?!

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

Can we normalizing HR/hiring managers telling job candidates WHY they did not move forward with an open role?
✔️Too much experience
✔️Too little experience
✔️You suck at interviews

Feedback is going to help us find a job faster so we can get back to supporting our families.

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

@rachel_ventures XO Macenna - DIYs, thrifting and home renovation!

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

Rise from the Ashes by Quietdrive 🎶🤘🏽#wildtracks

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

Eating with a toddler:
Hot dogs? Yum!
Mustard in a pile? Yum!
Hot dog with mustard? How dare you.

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

I just realized that your big toe is the piggy that went to market because it is the biggest of the piggies. 😭 #stayathomemom

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

The @madisonreedllb ad on @MyFavMurder will never not make me laugh. Always looking for Karen-level confidence. Plz never update this gem!

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

When you move to the burbs and someone asks if you’re going to change your social handles…

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

POV: me, 9pm, prepping everything we need to leave the house tomorrow morning, feeling super accomplished.

Also me, knowing full well this baby is going to wake up *at least* 2 hours before we need to hit the road… 🤦🏽‍♀️

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

Today I searched for the 'like' button on an email. #sendhelp

[carolyn @carolinneapolis]

I’m so sick of people bragging about how well they understood the assignment.