Caroline Mortensen

graphic designer // wikipedia enthusiast

[Caroline Mortensen @caromort]

Lorde looks like an Avatar they forgot to paint blue.

[Pitch @Pitch]

Smoothies 'n Daiquiris. You gotta make this happen @Dont_ShatterDmo. Here’s a pitch deck to help. #ThinkItPitchIt

https://t.co/jLJckySuUt

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Did you know that @BarackObama is going to be in #fastandthefurious10 ??

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Huh, right makes you think

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I wish I could take my hair off like a hat.

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Yes, that is called a wig

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But why aren’t wigs called hair hats?

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@verizonfios no only have I had to wait for over a week to get my WiFi stuff sent to me, but you didn’t send me all the equipment??? NOW I have to wait another week before a tech can come. How am I suppose to work from home?? Wish I could have used spectrum!!

[Caroline Mortensen @caromort]

I’m pissed off, funny, and warm.

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I’m sometimes awoken in the middle of the night in a full panic at how close I am to being a “Disney Adult”

[Caroline Mortensen @caromort]

Video of Dr. Westmoreland announcing he is retiring.

https://t.co/Hz3PYPKf0M

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twilight made @volvocars sexy

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GOD BLESS NEAPOLITAN PIZZA

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@k_flinn this is a more perfect response that i could have imagined

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Serious Q

Does Edward Cullen poop?

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I have a crippling anxiety over the fact low rise jeans could return to prominence.

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@maklang

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Wow did you ever think that we have thunderstorms so that vampires can play baseball?

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no great comedy than a middle aged white man explaining the context of a tiktok video

[Caroline Mortensen @caromort]

MeeMaw’s church live stream... or Mugatu’s Haus for Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Saints & Sinners. #candles