Makenna

cool but also not

[Makenna @maklang]

@chelobr92 She’s my meanest friend

[pj @pjayevans]

Bagels have a hole in them just like an acoustic guitar but that’s about where the similarities end

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

I just feel like anytime humans have problems in the ocean that’s yo fault for minding ocean business. I’ve never had no ocean problems because I do not be in it like that. Find me in the nearest pool.

[Makenna @maklang]

@RustonKelly there’s a crow circling the amphitheater buddy

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Any time I see 3 white women in a row wearing Madewell

[Makenna @maklang]

@NoahKahan Not with that attitude

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

If I err—I don’t want to but I will & so often have—let it be on the side of faith & love. Let it be that God, who looks upon the heart, saw that I was trying my darnedest to emulate Christ’s ways. Show us not only your truth, Jesus, but your ways of walking, talking & living it.

[Makenna @maklang]

@JasonIsbell watching the doc with my dad in his hospital room, fighting leukemia tooth and nail. He’s a good ol’ north AL boy too. We danced to Letting You Go at my wedding. Thanks for doing what you do. ♥️

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

how do sheep even have opinions about lions like where did they meet

[Makenna @maklang]

@RustonKelly No

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What did the Dinosaur say? Shut up

[Makenna @maklang]

@RustonKelly We feel good

[Makenna @maklang]

Except diabetes I guess

[Makenna @maklang]

There is no ailment that cannot be cured by a McDouble and small fry

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I cant learn about Chinese spy balloons. My brain has run out of space. If I learn about that I’ll probably forgot how to ride a bike or something

[Makenna @maklang]

@SadlerVaden Just be in the audience at a 1975 show and your chances increase exponentially!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

I’m aging like a fine wine (on my side in a dark room)