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[The Rabbit Hole @TheRabbitHole]

Here we go…

[F @carpartsf]

having my own no kings rally

[F @carpartsf]

@augustjsmith @ebervector bro stop

[F @carpartsf]

me coming back to twitter after a week:

[Dr. Squatch @DrSquatchSoapCo]

You kept asking about Sydney Sweeney's bathwater after we released our commercial… so we kept it.

Introducing Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss! A very real, limited-edition soap made with Sydney's actual bathwater.

Available on 6/6/25 at https://t.co/iVbOpZxHSR🛁✨ @sydney_sweeney

[F @carpartsf]

If I had the opportunity to prank a dude who built an actual draft room I totally would have

[Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR]

No action. Ridiculous. And this BS statement from ATL isn't strong enough. Shame on the entire Ulbrich family. Whatever you think of Shadeur everyone deserves to be treated with respect.

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

I miss how Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network only aired commercials aimed at kids. I wish there was an option for that on Hulu and Youtube like please no more insurance or antidepressants please only show me the latest in super soaker technology

[F @carpartsf]

nice to see everyone living in the moment, not a phone in sight

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

For over 900 years, Florence has lit up Easter morning with literal fire.

[F @carpartsf]

why do Wisconsin people fucking LOVE custom license plates?

[F @carpartsf]

Exactly what the media controllers want to see

[Margaret Stager, MD @DrStager]

MAGA showed up at the #Buffalo #handsoffprotests and here's the crowd's reaction:

[Tyler Dunne @TyDunne]

This remains one of the most batshit-insane things we've ever seen on a football field.

[F @carpartsf]

we’re really going to ruin everything aren’t we?

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘SPINAL TAP 2’

In theaters on September 12.

[F @carpartsf]

@ZShevich @augustjsmith

[F @carpartsf]

You live in Austin, we GET IT

[august smith 🛸🔴 @augustjsmith]

I drive a 2005 Subaru. I planted cilantro seeds this morning. My cat knows 2 tricks now.

[F @carpartsf]

So people just go to a Drake concert and beg for money?

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

we need a new place on the computer

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

I don’t want to connect my coffee machine to the wifi network. I don’t want to share the file with OneDrive. I don’t want to download an app to check my car’s fluid levels. I don’t want to scan a QR code to view the restaurant menu. I don’t want to let Google know my location before showing me the search results. I don’t want to include a Teams link on the calendar invite. I don’t want to pay 50 different monthly subscription fees for all my software. I don’t want to upgrade to TurboTax platinum plus audit protection. I don’t want to install the Webex plugin to join the meeting. I don’t want to share my car’s braking data with the actuaries at State Farm. I don’t want to text with your AI chatbot. I don’t want to download the Instagram app to look at your picture. I don’t want to type in my email address to view the content on your company’s website. I don’t want text messages with promo codes. I don’t want to leave your company a five-star Google review in exchange for the chance to win a $20 Starbucks gift card. I don’t want to join your exclusive community in the metaverse. I don’t want AI to help me write my comments on LinkedIn. I don’t even want to be on LinkedIn in the first place.

I just want to pay for a product one time (and only one time), know that it’s going to work flawlessly, press 0 to speak to an operator if I need help, and otherwise be left alone and treated with some small measure of human dignity, if that’s not too much to ask anymore.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This movie should have made a billion dollars and we should be on the 3rd sequel. A ridiculously funny, entertaining, heartfelt slice of action and comedy with a truly well thought-out mystery at its center. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[F @carpartsf]

Cool the most boring fucking outcome happened thanks for scripting that one up @nflcommish @nfl #nflrigged

[august smith 🛸🔴 @augustjsmith]

another Christmas, another year the Jerry Seinfeld Funk Pop goes unclaimed at the family white elephant