simon peters

Fire door surveyor , proud father and grandad. Chelsea fan. Jazz Funk and Soul music lover.

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@andrewc44104127 Donald Byrd….🙁

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@liamcsc That’s correct you definitely won’t 😏

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Patient: "What are the side effects of the statin?"

Doctor: "Some people get muscle aches. Usually mild."

Patient: "And if I get them?"

Doctor: "We'd add naproxen for the pain."

Patient: "Does naproxen have side effects?"

Doctor: "It can irritate the stomach. Reflux, sometimes an ulcer. So we'd add omeprazole to protect it."

Patient: "And omeprazole?"

Doctor: "Long term it lowers your magnesium. Your B12 as well. We'd top those up."

Patient: "With more tablets."

Doctor: "Magnesium, and B12 if the bloods come back low."

Patient: "And the magnesium does what?"

Doctor: "Loosens the bowels. Loperamide settles that."

Patient: "That's six tablets. I walked in with no symptoms."

Doctor: "Could be seven. The statin can raise your blood sugar. We'd watch it, maybe start metformin."

Patient: "And metformin?"

Doctor: "Upsets the stomach. Lowers your B12."

Patient: "We already did B12."

Doctor: "Round we go."

Patient: "Is a single one of these treating something I actually feel?"

Doctor: "No. But your numbers will look excellent."

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@TheFootballFeed Gary Neville 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@joncoopertweets Americans …. You crack me up, so naive…

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@BuddyAces88 @LukeTheNuke180 No one can be this twisted! You need help…🫵🤡

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@LukeTheNuke180 Congratulations Luke

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@Gazminge @SimonHarrisMBD Mirror

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@drwho2526 @SimonHarrisMBD He owes you nothing

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@Raymondo1874 @SimonHarrisMBD Mirror

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@MattWallace888 You are PATHETIC!

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@orlaminihane What the fuck is happening!? Can someone please explain, I’m so confused by this charade…🫩🫤

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@Staggly @KTHopkins @ericvonstroud1 Are you disabled? Doesn’t matter because we’re all laughing at you right now 😂🫵 plum!

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@KTHopkins @FlexibleFwend 😂

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@TRobinsonNewEra I don’t know what’s real or fake anymore!! If this is real can somebody offer a valid reason for this?

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@beachcondoking @eskiflo1 @Mishi_2210 @grok 😆😆😆😆😆🫤

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@allansimons @BROKENBRITAIN0 So far 12 people have liked this comment 🙄 we’re doomed as a race!!!

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@damedevelo @MassiveTom @JeremyVineOn5 @PCBarnes123 @AnjuSolankiMEA @theJeremyVine You’re a cyclist!

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@MassiveTom @JeremyVineOn5 @PCBarnes123 @AnjuSolankiMEA @theJeremyVine You’ve just highlighted why the law is a farce and why Jeremy Vine is a vindictive twat!

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@MassiveTom @JeremyVineOn5 @PCBarnes123 @AnjuSolankiMEA @theJeremyVine Taking work, taking payments using it for directions is not minimal interaction! A quick look at X while in traffic is! And only one is breaking the law!!