emily

where the hell have u been, loca??????

[doxie @doxie_gay]

close enough, welcome back Jesus Christ

[connor @rozzycatt]

i swear ive never seen someone embody rachel berry so much like she does

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

my five year plan is to get back my joy

[Jeff @jeff13145]

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

wow the Groundhog just called me and apparently trump getting shot in the Gay ear means 6 more weeks of brat summer

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

democrats to republicans right now

[xannie @juiceswrId]

imagine trump getting shot and his security yells “donald duck”

[Peter TOTO💜 @petermarietoto]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[m a r i n a 🍒 @xoxwildcherries]

Girls with the bear they found in the woods

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

shut down that hospital PLEASE

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

making a spreadsheet called “friends that i have” to keep track of the friends that i have

[bug girl @buggirl]

3pm-5pm is the bane of my existence every day between 3pm-5pm i lose my will to live and go insane

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Inventor of Pop-Tarts, William Post, has died at the age of 96.

[liv @chylerswift]

makes me so happy that taylor finally got to experience a quintessential girlhood moment, drunk singing along to taylor swift in a club

[IG: Hair_ByMel.xo 💇🏾‍♀️✨ @AmorasQueen]

FINALLY FOUND MISS MARY MAC

[a @escapefromseI]

Usher, sing for us!

Usher:

[MAStermind 💿🚒 @samisntokay]

This is the skin of a killa Taylor