I am, who I am...

Northeast raised, Midwest braised.

Boy Dad x3

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

This circa-1979 ragamuffin is still in there...deep in the recesses of mind and body...begging its host to return to a simpler time...

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

Randy Watson knew all about sexually transmitted diarrhea.

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

@BialkoAndrew68 Loving the 1960's Cuck chair

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

@Monkeyjunk11 The way I figure, I'd counter Great Sex with 5 bucks worth. Seems to be one and a half minutes worth of freak show. That leaves me as the Retarded one...

[The Tape Don’t Lie📽️ @eaglesfilmstudy]

Babies in Philly
When you tell them they can’t stay up for the Eagles Bears game because Monday night football is past their bedtime

[HealthRanger @HealthRanger]

Far too many people are worried about super HIGH intelligence destroying humanity, when we should be worried about super LOW intelligence destroying humanity.

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

@BritBoxFan @vaalkaar Mute "Dating with intention"...

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

@Halalcoholism 10 bucks says there's a speed Metal band out there called "Many engines in my faggotry”

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

@Laceygirlie Word

[Donna G @DonnaG1685411]

Petting your dog releases stress. 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 Sound up. Omg, I'm crying.

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

@inkedwifelife21 Don't forget to also mute "punkin" y'all

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

Every nite, should be Yacht Rock nite at the Minnesota Twins. Haters can get bent...

[Coloradosearcher @Coloradosearch1]

🧐

[Kasey Quanrud @digitalspaz]

This is the most redneck reaction to a storm.

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

@engineers_feed When did each of these numbnuts get their first date?

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Ｍｒ Ｔｏａｓｔｅｒ🇬🇧 @_Cursed_Toaster]

Whoever put the music to this will be going to hell 🤣🤣

[I am, who I am... @carpentera880]

@JosinaAnderson @kron4news Proof: Short guys can't get any unless pity...or paid.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The lil kid walks as if he had five children and a mortgage to pay. 😂

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

Somebody go give him some lovin' 😎😎