doctor eep

political scientist, jew, chaös muppet, gemini. please, for the love of god, do the readings.
she/they/eepy
absolutely-not💙☁️

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

if a couple more people join us over there, we can do grand rounds together

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

doing rounds [checking in on all my online friends in their little enclosures making sure they've got enough activities and enrichment and snacks and sippycups and such, noting their hyperfocus of the day and charting it aganst previous days, monitoring emoji and lmao use, et c.]

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

chck grssl:

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

prsn wks frm nghtmrs t dscvr smthng mssng frm th wrld.

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

i only do letters of introduction, letters of marque, and letters patent

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

@NickTagliaferro you're laughing. houston is building the large hitler collider and you're laughing.

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

i got stabbed through my armbones in a swordfight in like 9th grade

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Share a piece of lore about yourself

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

technically they also had traci lords

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

no he's right. the government could easily operate grocery stores for less that would make the snap program self-financing.

[Alex Godofsky @AlexGodofsky]

@MakeUSAVAT 100 billion per year is also a stupendously large amount of money that could be put to far better use

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

guys imma be real if fifty people don't like a post then it shouldn't be posted.

democracy should be present in every level of authority.

[Liberite 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @brownliberite]

guys imma be real if 5,000 people in a local area don't like plans for houses then it shouldn't be built.

democracy should be present in every layer of authority

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

@Exiled_Athena yay

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

me the people. me shall overcome. yes me can. cookie_monster_stalin.jpg

[worms cited @christapeterso]

what if America was the project of one person lol

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

for me, true veganism would require a moral obligation to eat the voles, mice, and other lil guys killed during the harvesting and preparation of my food because they would be wasted otherwise. and if we're being honest, i don't want to do that.

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

okay these things are often extremely arbitrary but i have an answer that i find both strong and satisfying, perhaps it works for you:

[just matt @questionableway]

one thing i have never been able to understand, as a vegan, is why it’s immoral to eat dog or horse but not to eat pig or cow. that’s the same thing! there is no difference! why is one ‘disgusting’ and the other okay???

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

there's no good reason to eat a cow other than it tastes good. they're beautiful sweet curious darlings. every time i eat beef is a profound moral hypocrisy. for my sins i consume a gallon of milk a week and feel bad about my approximately ten pounds of beef per year.

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

@questionableway you're free to believe what you like! acknowledging eating beef as a profound moral hypocrisy is just about the furthest possible thing from cope imaginable.

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

@focusfronting oh no

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

second reconstruction isn't enough, we gotta do to these guys what the dwemer did to the snow elves

[doctor eep @carpethefish]

@afrocosmist fighting goose with 4 knives and 1-5 opportunist geese with 4-20 additional knives in the same general area.