Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum)

Optimistic pragmatist; dislikes ranters, extremists and people who have an axe to grind incessantly..

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@BallinFFB Pads on? What crappy game is that, that no-one else plays. If you must hold onto the ball, try rugby. No pads.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@calwokebot Frites; chocolate; moules; beer. No contest on those; Hershey's choc, Bud and McDs US fries are sh#te.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@RonDeSantis Factually incorrect. The USA didn't join the war in Europe until, effectively, 1942 and only because their interests in the Far East were under threat. The UK survived the Nazis without US help; but US help was critical for winning in the end.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@CostaCoffee @tm_spencer Surely we shouldn't need to? ' By definition ' toast' should look at least a little browned. GF 'bread' needs longer to toast than bread with gluten; servers should be taught that, surely?

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@JeremyClarkson Jaguar

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@RupertLowe10 So would you also ban Christians voting for Christians, Jews for Jews, Atheists for Atheists etc?

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@WestHam_Central Thing is, that that squad has underperformed woefully - so does it matter?

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@Bubblebathgirl @SenAdamSchiff NATO is a defensive alliance, covering Europe and the N. Atlantic only. Clue's in the acronym.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@CostaCoffee hey there - I've just bought a coffee at your shiny new branch inside Broomfield Hospital, Chelmsford. But you're not stocking a single gluten-free sandwich or proper snack I can eat? Can't you do any better please? It's in a hospital!

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@JeremyClarkson Yup. Many newer cars are now approaching the 3t weight limit often put onto older rural bridges! And their cumulative effect is not likely to be positive to bridge life.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@almurray Not necessarily true - my Jag shows the desired pressures ( tyre by tyre) on the dashboard display, alongside each tyre's current pressure.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@ColCivicSociety Would full reinstatement, but using blacktop not more expensive stones or bricks, suit you?

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@ColCivicSociety @essexhighways That won't be repaired again as it looks like an ok job i.e it's safe, level and fine to walk on. EH don't replace faux-heritage surfaces ( often requested by grandiose councillors and residents years ago) like-for- like. Just look at places like Chelmsford and Brentwood High St.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@ClarksonsFarm1 Courtesy; moderation; tenacity; fairness.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@MrJamesMay Good. I defrosted the freezer.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@MrJamesMay Yep.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@CostaCoffee @BadSchoolparent Perhaps if you were to offer some gluten -free food choices you would be seen to be taking care of people with allergies?

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@BBCSteveR Interesting. Very considered, detailed reporting from Russia - you're doing a great job Steve👍

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@essexhighways @ChelmsCouncil @mariecgoldman @David_Loxton @BBCEssex what sort of repair to a ground level streetlight ( under Duke St bridge, Chelmsford) is this? Doesn't look like the light will ever be brought back into use! This make-safe is very silly.

[Michael Wittman (Ho/Hum) @carrickfin]

@learning_yohei If you want to speak English, then use the spellings on the left. If you want to speak American, then the words on the right will suit you.