carleezy

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

Tryna prove a point:

Retweet if you know where this is ...

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

Says everyone when they are hungover

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I will never drink again 😒😒😒

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

Wow I am at an absolute loss. Talk about a fucking let down @Dodgers

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

So much for a record season...thanks joe kelly you’ve been clutch all season!!

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

I think you actually suck

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

(SPOILER): Peter and Victoria came into the bar, chatted with each other, line danced with the crowd, then Peter rode the mechanical bull and fell off and hurt his back. They kissed a lot. They were there for about an hour then left.

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

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[carleezy @carrllyy16]

This can’t be real

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

Put us on the screen bitchez #FriarFaithful

[teresa @teresaaa_tran]

#friarfaithful

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

Just grateful my liver and I made it out alive 🍻

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

UC Santa Barbara tops list of schools that drink the most hard alcohol https://t.co/6L2I54kKE4

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Romaine lettuce: killed 5 people in 2 years and they pulled it from every grocery store across the country.

Guns: there's been 248 mass shootings in 2019 so far and you can still get a gun at Wal Mart.

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

I am not okay 😂

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

When Apple says I have 27 days to verify my status as a student

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

@pab_xo Colt 45 come on !!

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

College is cool because you get to make friends with people who live in basically every relevant city

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

Some man has been pacing around coffee bean for 20 mins and I’m wondering at what point it would be reasonable for me to skkrrrt

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

@itssyanni why do I feel like this is u

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

When they ask if I want another drink

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

If I can hear your music through my airpods in a library then you either need to get your ears checked or study some manners bruh

[carleezy @carrllyy16]

Fuck. Greinke getting traded to the Astros is not what I wanted to wake up to this morning