The worst part about controlling the weather is that the hush money still won’t pay for a way to drive my Maserati directly to my private island. I still have to use the private jet like a chump.
CNN has learned that the 2024 Jeff Bezos Courage and Civility Award will go to Admiral Bill McRaven and Eva Longoria, each of whom will be awarded $50 million to be used as they see fit to help others in need.
i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it
People ask me how I reached an eight-figure net worth after only 5 years in tech:
Year 1 - $65K (1st job)
Year 2 - $72K (asked for raise)
Year 3 - $137K (switched jobs)
Year 4 - $35.67M (lawsuit payout from Google commuter bus hitting me)
Year 5 - $146K (promotion)