TJMaxx

24 | extremely buoyant (they/them)

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

she’s giving me top and so on and so forth

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

DO NOT GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. HE IS LOOKING FOR A VESSEL.

[rue @fikeswag]

My favorite thing he has ever posted

[jacob @FUCK6R]

just had sex. lol. just kidding! #AprilFools

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

6 servings of cereal is only one for a guy like me

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

"gotta have them ribs....and pussy too" son or "i've been aware of the killer since birth" daughter

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

collagen enema recs?

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

i smoke weed for the taste

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

best friend just mixed up oprah and helen keller. okay best friend

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

too much has happened all at once to kms without making anyone feel like they're at fault

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

pauly D is so talented. or is it. italianted. sorry

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

"i don't feel bad for her. she's a homophobic diabetic"

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

neighbors rooster going off at this hour acting like the sun is rising. fucking lying ass bitch

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

using affirm to buy a 12 pack of cinnabon delights

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

*trying to motivate myself* omg you people can do everything

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

YOOOOOO

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

tinqor more like twinker😋

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

"something about the mcrib makes a little tingle in my penis"

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

maybe if they stopped using a b&w filter and turned the colors on, the great depression wouldn't have happened

[TJMaxx @carrnelian]

AJR is like a gastroenterologist. their music is the colonoscopy