CARMELI™️

♏️ | she/her | senior micro-manager, professional schemer, all opinions are correct | see linkedin for journo stuff

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some general tips on journalism fundamentals, for any interested parties ⬇️

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immediately in a bad mood upon seeing that our competitors got early access to a story that the company promised me equal access to, ridiculously clocked in behaviour

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if cleveland is meant to be a love song may that type of love never find me

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i miss when taylor wrote music like she actually cared about winning awards

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the loneliness epidemic is a skill issue

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3) “everyone here can stand beside people that they don’t agree with, but the can all agree on singing these songs” 😐

4) cry over how u are the REAL victim of cancel culture, not the millions of palestinians who’ve been killed by israel’s genocide

5) apologise for ur apology

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ed sheeran crisis management 101:

1) contract a zionist pr firm to write ur apology

2) denounce in the softest term the idea of stadiums pre-approving content from artists, while reading ur pre-approved statement from a teleprompter

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investing in bitcoin/stock options/highly leveraged etfs unfortunately does not make u financially literate

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top words that’ve become regular fixtures in my vocabulary since working in corporate:

- mate
- cheers
- rally (in shares lol)
- halfa
- ai trade

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still absolutely insane to me that spongebob left his postpartum wife of several years and child for someone who would not only eventually leave him, but leave him for a man she dated for a year in her early 20s mere MONTHS after breaking up with him

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all this discourse around olivia rodrigo’s rumoured new bf is pissing me offfff, this man is not a wall street executive he is an early career pe associate and olivia far outranks him in every meaningful way in the personal finances charts

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the world cup finals half time show will consistent of the best performances you’ve ever seen from shakira, bts, madonna, etc…… and justin bieber with a powerpoint presentation

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james charles apology phrases:

- any way shape or form
- ten toes down
- taking the time to educate myself

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i love to talk about the weather and redirect the question when people ask me how i am 😁

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you seem pretty jobless for a girl so employed

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anyways all this to say i love being an adult with free will and the ability to make every night party night 😋

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when i was in year 3 my teacher asked the class who our favourite artists were, and i said abba bc obviously it’s abba plus i was raised on mamma mia at my grandparents’ after school, but this girl laughed at me and said abba was for old people and i stopped listening for years

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fortunately i came to my senses and frequently remember why abba are pop disco legends whenever i do my annual mamma mia glass of wine rewatch

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not my hairdresser (who i’m relatively not as close with, compared to the girlies that do my lashes and nails) liking my stupid ig story about my fave filipino snack !!!!! 🇵🇭

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releasing a love song about a person you are no longer with, gods strongest soldier

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pisces-gemini couples i simply must understand ur relationship dynamic