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The Dorks are in charge

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@NoticerNews I fucken love this, happy territory day fellas

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@SkullSpeedDeal Can't wait to see the yankgroid

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Naarmgroid final boss: Keli Holiday

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>get back to my CCP-owned apartment block after a stressful day getting called a gronk by eshays cunts at my retail job
>untie my ground-harness that stops me falling into the sun so I can finally relax
>log onto X
>video of sudanese refugee lobbing a boomerang at a kangaroo in wollongong is going viral among those one nation dickhead cunts
>some racist drongo cunt has replied “why is he here?”
>yeah nah racist nazi cunt nah that’s not on mate
>fly into a fit of fury I’m absolutely off my chops
>angrily type “racist dickhead little cunt you’re a little bogan cunt aren’t yah mate little cunt dickhead fuck racist cunt”
>he calls me a naarmgroid cunt back and blocks me

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@SkullSpeedDeal Look at those fkn Naarmgroids

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@SkullSpeedDeal Australian thought leaders

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@larissawaters Once Petracca is back in form we'll make most of that back

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How it feels for Australia to be the last Asian team in the World Cup.

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@aus_pill ON +2

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@michaelsnape He'll have coloured rim glasses next

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@MrKRudd @RufusDuSol The next big thing! Wait till you hear about Darryl Braithwaite

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@DrewPavlou ON +3

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@diekarasu Very good

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@SkullSpeedDeal Sauce? TLD

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@maxlaughton Mate we're winning tomorrow, dw about it

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@knucklebet @Bic88 do you have a knucklebet account?

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@bryan_johnson That's not an Australian that's actually a Kangaroo. It's an animal that has a pouch

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@michaelsnape Herrington in for Burgess, keep Souttar in.

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@Jordanwabouzeid Just Australia, it's cleaner

*Inside Justin Timberlake meme*

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@DavidShoebridge One collective culture is division. But multiple cultures is unity?

That's literally incoherent.

Bag Hanson all you like but you'll have to make a tad more sense David

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@hogsbreathvip82 Connor Metcalfe and Jacob Italiano relaxing after their World Cup win over Turkey (2026)