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Imagine being such a phat phuck you need reta to lose weight

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@ScottBarrettDFB Fuck yeah I love Marques Colston

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@BeachBumPresley @edhauncho Loomis has had b2b great off seasons what are you even on about

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Hitting 20k steps is light when you get 10k out the way pacing your house stressed out the dick #cbtm

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Genuinely what is worse than a hicklib

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@finnnbarrr @amplifyenjoyer The lack of easily accessible OpSec is disheartening. You never open a pack immediately after using usps.

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Playing Bloodborne for the first time in the big 26 and I have realized I fucking suck at video games now.

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Whichever receiver I get at 1.05 is gonna be my damn blood child

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@CDonnick1 @stevenmiller_52 Beast mode

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Going to fuck off to Pisgah this summer to be alone for a month and either die or not.

Very excited

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Hyphenated Americanism is the reason for so much bullshit that occurs in this country

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@retardmode @DailyLoud Lmfao ur ball knowledge knows no bounds

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@lukesawhook Packaged 1.06 and 1.10 for a 27 1st

Just gonna have to eat the value loss until next year

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@foster_type Why does everyone love to larp as Anthony bourdain and act like they are the all knowing overseer of anything culinary lmfao

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@stoolgambling @EddieBarstool @barstoolchicago Tyler Shough would probably go 9…. lol

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@Lkaazt1 @wossa_3 I mean the race in Mallorca he biked is typically filled with locals… maybe I can’t drive a Ferrari in Monaco but I can rock climb in the Alps.. different stokes different folks.

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@Lkaazt1 @wossa_3 I mean if you’re not addicted to that youre not living

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@ThomasMann39628 @RedditCFB Congrats on being retarded

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Tonight’s vibe courtesy of chef.

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@Badgercrap @MLFootball not tryna make this shawty look good but yeah cdg is absolute aids if you’re not locked tf in/speak french