Carson Olshansky

Writer and comic. they/them. Link to mailing list for updates on live shows, etc

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

The worst part of being nonbinary is not getting to shout anything during Hey Ya

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

Well.
https://t.co/ieUyyCbsnG

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

Going around a party asking “are you an Elphaba or a Glinda?” and meaning “are you brave enough to stand against fascism?”

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

I love when I Shazam a song and it’s by a band I already like. Like damn, me and I have so much in common

[Joe Palana @JoePalana]

Took some time away from Thanksgiving to make this

[Radiotopia @radiotopia]

Tis the season for hometown crushes! Carson Olshansky (@carsonolshansky) joins host Kelsey McKinney (@mckinneykelsey) on @NormalGossip for a story about running into your high school crush while holiday shopping. Listen now: https://t.co/uqoxb7Zrq7

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

I’ve been responding with 🫡 a lot. I’m such a good soldier.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

returning to the news after running to the bathroom

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

Excited to get to figure out a socially acceptable way to answer “how are you” that strikes the balance between not sounding inappropriately chipper and also not sobbing

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

I’d like to be reillusioned please

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

Got into an Uber playing “LGBTQ Radio,” begging the question - was he playing that before he saw me walking up?

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

Halloween is an amazing time for learning which of your hot friends love being hot and which feel just so-so about it

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

Keep forgetting that after figuring out how to solve a problem, you then have to solve the problem

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

A book can be like “I never felt any connection to my body, and my gender was all wrong,” and reviews will call it subtly trans

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

Nothing more gender-affirming than having a girl explain to me an Instagram feature that I had no idea about

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

I want medical care almost as much as I want to not make a phone call

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Carson comes right back on da mf pod for a part 2

@carsonolshansky & I explore what anxious notes we have for ourselves from the last ep, we debate gender, & more 😎

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

The hottest thing a person can do is know a few people I know

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

Using ladies as a term to address any group of people containing even one woman

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

Sometimes I’ll run into an old acquaintance, and they’ll try to fall back into our old rhythm, but it’s like “sorry, I don’t remember which version of me I pretended to be with you”

[Carson Olshansky @carsonolshansky]

They apologized.