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SSBM Falco main | 26 | he/him | ☀️: @witchofwildlife

[john @john_wilddog]

mitch mconnell coming back to congress looking extremely youthful and healthy with a suspiciously lindsey graham shaped belly

[Пьеро🚩🏴 @GoyimSlavery]

"Went mad and died after developing an alchemical obsession with gold" in the year 2026

[ollie - #1 bleeding heart dove fan @highqualityape]

Me when I’m hungry and the only available option is my moldy chud son

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

Ugffgghhhhffffffuckkkkkk im so pregnant … im pregnant with a joke….

*Gives birth*

Oh no… the delivery was terrible…

(The baby died)

[squimp🌙 @carsonsollunae]

@flurryfrenzy Her grabs are greedy an unholy. Your reaction is a sign of good character

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

I’m a fucking failure. I should’ve paid attention in egg construction class.

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

"Well, there goes that dream"
*Takes photo of Mitch McConnell off of dream board*

[Fable @6dollarballoon]

very evil and imposing and also evil

[Li Xu @ChinamanLX]

Booted up SF6 ranked for a bit last night

[sarah ꨄ @ambiviolencing]

playing animal crossing gamecube for the first time and just so baffled not only by the concept of being able to enter your villagers' houses when they're out but also dotty's looking like this

[++ tommy @115makii]

hopping on ranked at 27 years of age

[YoshiSonic @YoshiSonicCD]

Wow they weren't kidding RAM is expensive 😭

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[squimp🌙 @carsonsollunae]

Get infidelity off this list dear god

It is not remotely comparable to everything else lmao

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

Graham Platner has almost every possible type of allegation now

-Racism (Nazi tattoo)
-Sexual abuse
-Pedophilia (Kik profile)
-Infidelity (sexting while married)
-Fraud (100% disabled but runs an oyster boat)
-Praised antisemitic conspiracy theorist

Biggest range I've ever seen

[Haus of Decline @hausofdecline]

The democrats should run a big anthropomorphic swastika with a tattoo of a hairy guy on it.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

y’know, the “No candidates with Nazi tattoos” rule was probably there for a reason, actually.